Like a wildfire that grew from a spark that innocently popped to dry timber from a campfire…
That is how my life feels.
Except, I wouldn’t say this consumption is completely out of the blue.
I have seen it coming. Ish.
Let’s try this analogy again…
Like a wildfire… born from a controlled burn. One in which one had a fire permit, but…
OR…
That one time when you were a kid when you got to hold a duck…
But…
Can one ever really hold a duck?
That’s sounds dirty.
But I digress.
Or roasting marshmallows seems fun, but deep down we know they are just an awful mess…
I had a permit to burn. I was holding a duck. Roasting an extra-large marshmallow:
Job.
Family.
Friends.
Opportunity.
LAUNDRY.
*insert too much here*
Here’s the deal. I know I am not alone. This seems like it is the anthem of to whom (?) everyone (?) I speak to. Of. ?
See? I can’t even write right.
But I know the difference between write and right.
Small victories folks, small victories, yo.
So. Off I go. To record a couple songs (tried last night and they SUCKED… even woke up my daughter… I think she thought I was killing a duck). To a meeting. Then to host a party. Then another party. And I gotsta edit a video about my healing. And to take more pain meds. Oh, and to And my email. And my Klout score… dropping. Not that I care, but… I’m not gonna lie. No one is happy when one’s numbers go down.
But I care more about my kids and my friends. So I need to host those parties… take that pain medication… and I need to do laundry.
THAT NUMBER NEVER DROPS.
I think hell will not be a pit of fire. Hell will be a laundry room.
I AM NOT AT ALL KIDDING.
HELL WILL BE A LAUNDRY ROOM.
The postive part of my post – I am thankful that I have SO much hair. Cuz I need to pull some out.
And do laundry. In case you missed that point.
The end.
But not the end of my laundry.
Because that will never end.
EVER.
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