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Beauty IS as Beauty is Made to Be (a.k.a Natural Beauty, Schnatural Beauty, Let’s bring Sexy Back!)

Today I want to focus on the beautiful. But not inner beauty.

Psh. *rolls eyes*

I’m talking about the beauty that MATTERS – the beauty people see in pictures you post on your FACEBOOK wall. You know you do it. You know that you would rather post NO picture than an bad picture of yourself. It’s not just me. I know how we are.

Of course natural beauty is all fine and good…

But why settle for good, when SHAZAM! or KAPOW! can be had?

Priorities people.

Don’t settle.

I crafted this post because I love you and want you to be as beautiful as Me you can possibly be…
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Mommies, Bloggers, Fashion, and the New York Times: Perspective and is it 2010 or 1910?

August 26, 1920 was kind of a big deal in the United States. Perhaps you have heard of the Nineteenth Amendment? Perhaps we have taken for granted we have come so far – women, that is.

Fast forward to March 12, 2010… perhaps you have heard of the New York Times article — Honey, Don’t Bother Mommy. I’m Too Busy Building My Brand.

I should be clear. I am not implying that the article takes us back to the days of Women’s Suffrage, the article is not THAT profound.

I mean, it did only make the FASHION section of the NYT.

The fashion section… b’cuz… ya know, mommy bloggers are cute and trendy like pumps and scarves. Someday we will be “out” like the beloved hoodie. We are as longstanding as a fashion trend… is that what you were saying, NYT?

How cute are we? Passing fancy. Clearly. Since the art of blogging in general has been waning. *sniff sniff* Ahh, the sweet smell of sarcasm.

My point…

As a “mommy blogger”, I found pieces of relevant content in the article… but it was difficult to discern through passive-aggressive commentary. Commentary. Not reporting. To be clear. Joanne at Pundit Mom wrote an excellent post defining that perspective. Then there was one graphic that screamed what the passive aggressive words failed to say.

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image credit: New York Times

*eek*

A picture is worth a thousand words. Even if the article contains accurate information, this one image knocks the wind out of the breath in each potentially relevant word.

And I am in a funny spot… being a humor/parenting blogger. My content is not world changing. Unadulterated silliness here. It is created to provide an avenue of escape. Not that I am a bloggy SNL or Mad TV, but I wouldn’t mind if it came to that… Mine is a world of fragmented sentences, run-ons, dangling participles and a few double-negatives. A colloquial blog sure to make sentence diagrammer-people gag or give them a good-sized migraine andwhathaveyou. Not political. Not ground breaking. Not academic. Not even helpful parenting-tips… It’s real. It’s relevant (to those it is relevant to). It’s generating revenue beyond coffee, but not enough to make the house payment. It takes time. It takes effort. It poses challenges to balancing family.

Kind of like a “real job”. Imagine that.

I stay up late. I need to Tweet in the grocery store at times (yes, need… a current contract requires that… not all day, but I tweet info relevant to the contract specs)… Are we forgetting about the BlueTooth device surgically attached to the ear of the guy who is supposed to be coaching the soccer game… who I suspects even wears it to bed? When media covers SXSW why are there no neglected-looking graphics of the families of the men who are there to learn and grow and connect?

(P.S. a trip to SXSW would have ROCKED, btw…)

And I get it. Moms have a distinct role. May women are teachers, but might we find a graphic like that depicting the life of a woman/mother/teacher in a similar article? What’s the diff, NYT?

It’d just be so very easy for me to poo-poo my purpose here on this interwebz. It’d be easy for me to allow that article to let others define me. Mommy. Blogger. Coffee fund. Passing fancy. Destroying my family. Like all types of employment, it affects one’s family. Perhpas it’s because many of us are working hard but the ROI is hard to define?

I have this answer for that investment – it’s an investment. I think of the time I have spent building my brand (if you will), building my skillset… as an investment. There is no college course or degree for this profession. But there are foundational things one needs to do before reaping financial reward. For most of us. There are exceptions. But our country’s heritage is based on the fruits of hard work. And nothing is free. I have never received a free item. My writing takes time. It takes work.

And here is the beauty of the community I embrace. I am not alone in this journey. I am in the company of incredible women. Admirable women. And I am not alone in perspective in regards to this article:

Liz at Mom-101: Honey, Don’t Bother Mommy. I’m Writing a Mildly Annoyed Letter to the New York Times. In this article she provides a kick-*ss list of mommy bloggers who are making a difference. A list that rebuts the living daylights out of that NYT article.

Kelby Carr: Newspaper Bias Against Mom Bloggers

No Time for Flash Cards: Sunday Spotlight

Linda Sellers/ShortPumpPreppy: New York Times Biased Against So-Called Mommy Bloggers

FireMom: Proud to be a Mother Who Blogs

Mona of Kirida.com (@kirida on Twitter) tweeted:

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I’ll end with what Mona wrote. Now. It’s time to go put on a hoodie, drink some coffee and … according to the NYT graphic, drive around town with my laptop on my steering wheel. I may go hide too. I don’t usually step out like this. Controversy is not my “thing”. Maybe I’ll go write something funny. Make fun of myself. But first I need to tend to the bills, fold some laundry then walk to the bus stop and meet my kids.

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Make We Laugh Monday – Hawt Firemen

You may be asking yourself, “Self… What is wrong with Jenny on the Spot? Hawt firemen aren’t funny. They’re HAWT. Clowns? Funny. SNL? Funny. A whoopie cushion? Funny. But hawt firemen? Eye candy.”

Whatever.

Read on.

Or not. I’m not the boss of you.

This weekend was the school auction. The one in which I said YES! to a microphone. But what you may not be aware of is I also said YES! to creating a Keynote (Power Point, but with my beloved Mac Awesome). And with that… I took a bit of liberty with communicating the auction *ahem* goods.

Ask forgiveness, not permission… right?

One of the items up for bid was a kid’s birthday party at the local FD. While putting the Keynote together, I told my husband, “Dude. Wouldn’t it be funny if I threw in a hot fireman picture?” He was all, “Dude. You could put it in and pretend like you didn’t know how it got in there.” And the I was all, “SO YOU MEAN I GET TO SIT HERE AND GOOGLE PICTURES OF HAWT, SHIRTLESS FIREMEN???!!!”

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Will I Be Taller Tomowwow?

This is what you asked me yesterday while eating lunch.

I had to answer truthfully, “No, honey. Just because you turn 5 tomorrow doesn’t mean you will be taller.” And because you have an answer or commentary for EVERYTHING and because you will not let no one put they thumb on yo back… you replied, “But I FEEL taller.”
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A Cowmonkey, a Cowdog, a Stroller and an Auction

Who knows what THAT title will bring from the interweb searchers. Aaanywho…

Here’s a cowmonkey on a bullcowdog…

Why a monkey cowboy on a bullcowdog? Because my friend Stacey sent me links to images of Darren Sproles (look him up, I’m tired), and in that email she added a link to this picture. Who does that? STACEY DOES. And I nearly shot sparkling water outta my nose and I just wanted to share the laughter

I’m a giver.

So is she. But this is my blog. ME. This is MY time to shine.

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Oooh! A List! A List of Happy Things!

Just to be clear, this is a LIST, not a LISP. In case you read that wrong.

I’m here to help.

My friend Kearsie of Sounds Like Tomatoes and author of the always riveting Adventures with Edward totally tagged me. I figured it’d be good to jump in on the whole “happy” gig. Plus, it involves a list about Me, so how could I pass up an opportunity to write about Me and My happiness? Here’s a fine list of 10 things that make Me happy… in random order… mostly because I never have a plan, so this is pretty much free association… which always goes well in therapy… so why not here?

10 things that make me happy…

1) Awards! It just so happens, @kearsie herself recently bestowed two awards on mine fair temple:

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A Rough Economy: The Easter Bunny is Now a Bum in Seattle

*rubs eyes*

Let’s take a closer look:

Indeed. Looks like the Easter Bunny has taken a hit in this rough economy too. Luckily, SHE (funny, I always thought the Easter Bunny was a “he”) was able to score a mocha/latte/Americano.When I asked her as to why she was chillin’ in a trash can the Easter Bunny had no comment. Snob.

I should cut her some slack. I suppose it’s hard to speak when ones mouth is actually made of stitching.

One never knows what one will get when walking the rough streets of Seattle on a sunny Saturday afternoon in March. And the popular Pioneer Square neighborhood? Obviously a favorite go-to place for our local Easter Bunny.

Speaking of CLEAN…. *clears throat*. I have a sweet little review and giveaway from the clean-makers at Oxiclean going on at my review blog! Head over to learn more and enter for a chance to win a $100 Visa gift card!

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Make WE Laugh Monday – I Give Searchers Answers and Whathaveyou

Here we are again… Monday. Does anyone else suffer from a case of “the Mondays”. If so… I have cure for your case of The Mondays, and no… it’s not more cowbell.

Tho more cowbell would certainly help. But my prescription to help cure The Mondays is Make We Laugh Monday. Today’s edition?… The keyphrase search terms that bring some folks to my internet home. I will only share the ones that won’t make you gag (well… ). The interwebzzies searchers can be a disturbing bunch.

Here follows my 2 cents on these searches (in bold)… my reply in italics… hyperlinks provide the probable post my searchers went to to get their questions answered.

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My Baby is Growing Up! Make Her Stop!

My Lucy.

This is not her birthday letter. I still have one more week before my baby turns 5 *gripping chest*.

As hard as it has been to to been the mother of  a baby, toddler and/or a preschooler over the past (nearly) 11 years… I am waving a reluctant goodbye. Lucy was born when Joel was 5 and Olivia was 2 (almost 3)…

The pregnancy of my sweet and spicy Lucy came as a great surprise. And as I sit here thinking back to the morning I peed on that damn stick… I can’t believe the twists and turns life has taken our family… all because of this one little girl.

And here I sit. With one week left of “4″. I am done having babies. I am sure I am fine with that… yet I feel pangs of sadness as I slowly wave goodbye to my identity as a mother of a preschooler. What day will be the last day I will carry her on my hip? When I set her down… will I know that was our last?

Can you hear me sobbing?
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Are You An Aerobics Instructor Here? (Adventures at the Gym)

I have no idea. This is not me. Clearly. No pink stripes in the hair. Otherwise. Mirror much? I kid… I don’t kid.

One day (Wednesday), I ventured to the gym. I am rather committed to the pursuit of fitness… for the next 8 days.

It’s important to have a plan. You see, I am going to be the MC for my kids’ school auction next Friday and since the school auction is going to be all about me, I plan on wearing lots of glitter and a fabulous dress. A fabulous dress – I would like to wear – as opposed to having IT wear ME. Thus, pumping iron and whathaveyou.

Also, I will be overdressed, but word on the street is the Auctioneer is wearing a tux and I simple CANNOT have him outshine me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

IfyaknowwhatImean.

You wanna se my dress? This is the dress. Hold onto your hats.
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