That is a picture of one of those bank tubes in my car.
Apparently I took my receipt, laid the tube in the passenger seat, and drove off.
I am all kinds of awesome.
I did take it back. There’s a big difference between a thief and an idiot.
So…
Not only have I taken pictured of “stolen” bank tubes, but I’ve noticed I have been taking pictures of unsuspecting strangers lately…
I thought I was being all stealthy with this picture. UNTIL MY FLASH WENT OFF.
I just thought the purse was covet-worthy and I took a picture.
ISN’T THAT WHAT ALL SANE PEOPLE DO?
And how fun is that big ol’ green purse???!!!
Another picture I took recently was of a man. A man who was hogging the Ms. Pac-Man game on the ferry.
(See him up top there, hoggin’ my game?)
You see, I was on the ferry. A 35 minute ride – SANS CHILDREN.
It dawned on me – I could play that game! I had quarters and no grubby hands to share that joystick with. When I looked up, HE was there. Can you feel my evil eye right now?
Aaanynowhoos…
That man played MY game for approximately 31 of the 35 minute ferry passing period.
I did not have the nerve to ask him to STEP OFF.
I am way more of a bad-as….tronaut in my head
So, I found my earphones and cranked up some Prince, Robert Palmer, Janet Jackson, Club Nouveau and Digital Underground.
I am a mix-mastah! You know you want to come to MY pity party!
I walked off the ferry blasting DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince – Parents Just Don’t Understand because I was feeling all dissed and sulky about not getting to play Ms. Pac-Man.
I think that helped. The Fresh Prince ALWAYS helps…
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