- March 19, 2011
- 10 Comments
- Fashion
Not sure if I felt more like P. Diddy or Ke$ha feelin' like P. Diddy…
I have written no less than 3 intro sentences.
And I still don’t know how to start. Let’s just say… the song lyrics running through my head when I woke up this morning may or may not have been, Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like P. Diddy… Which means I may or may not have just likened myself to a young Ke$ha crawling out of a tub as I rolled out of bed.
This feeling may or may not be the fault of wearing these…
for 7 hours yesterday… Not only did I STAND and WALK in them, but DANCED. And I never fell. Perhaps faltered a lot but never fell. I should take a picture of the heels so you can see how much of fool fashion hero I am, but I refuse.
It would mean I’d have to get up to take a picture, and hitherhencetofore put weight on my feet and then I’d have to scream for all the pain… and the children would cry because they would think their mother was dying… So. For the sake of the children, trust me. They were HIGH. Like, circus people would pat me on the back and maybe even let me ride on the elephant for preforming as enduring what I did last night.
Speaking of circus people… Last night I received probably the highest compliment of my whole young (shut up) life! Long story short, I got to have MY OWN microphone… and may or may not have thrown on a sombrero and a hula skirt… perhaps a moustache…
I think microphones are my color. They bring out my inner circus person eyes…
And I may or may not have done the Roger Rabbit on stage. <stops here>
I digress – the COMPLIMENT,
You sure don’t have a problem making a fool of yourself!
He made me blush. I mean, how often does a girl basically get told she is as sexy funny as Will Ferrell?!
That’s what he said, right? I’m as sexy funny as Will Ferrell… Right?
Speaking of which.
This was my bathroom counter when I woke up this morning. Let’s just say… Jenny is not so great at applying fake eyelashes. Like, as I am trying and trying and trying and trying, I have to keep stopping and checking my hands – just to make sure that my fingers hadn’t turned to ALL THUMBS. Because putting on fake eye lashes feels a lot like I imagine it would feel for a person who has thumbs for fingers…
I should go now. It’s going downhill…
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it was all *for the children* right? I loved the hula. And the pole. But I was working through the video, so….**begs for link**…can you help a sista out? We’ll post to the school site! *pimp, pimp* It was a loverly good time!
Of COURSE it was for the children… not at ALL about me *wink wink*
I will find out what I can do about le video. Not sure I have permission for public distribution. There is no link currently… I’ve not published them anywhere… yet
what – there is video, too? Oh, yes, you must share the link…
and, the shoes are killer. I have lost my ability to walk in high heels, so, ya know…yeah.
Well, video of the children (school auction)… They are so precious, and such HAMS!!! And Jenn, those shoes would look FABULOUS while making a batch of cookies with your sparkly KitchenAid! *rawr*
Oh, this made me laugh and miss you even more than I already do.
When do we get to share a bed again? AND have a dance-off? We have to figure out the vlog dance-off thing!
There are no special against video taping children. If you are using the video for editorial reasons (news, blogs, etc) then it’s fair game to take as much video and photos as you want. A lot of people mistakingly think one can not take video and pictures of children and use it. The only rule is you can’t use it for direct monetary gain (e.g. selling the photo on a stock site, or using the child’s image for an advertising campaign).
Cheers!
I wasn’t even on stage and my feet felt the same and my counter looked the same. Girl, those auctions are deadly.
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If only we recovered from nights like these as we did when we were in our twenties. Looks like you had fun! I say Karaoke should be in our future at BH. I have similar shoes I can wear