Has anyone seen my orthotics?

Seriously. I can’t find my orthotic inserts.

WHO LOSES THEIR CUSTOM ORTHOTIC INSERTS?

*ME*

OOOPS. I forgot to undo my caps lock.

WHO FORGETS TO UNLOCK THEIR CAPS LOCK?

*ME*

See?

I really have nothing else to write.

*liar*

I CAN’T FIND MY ORTHOTICS, ya’ll!

Even if I WANTED to go for a “run”… I couldn’t.

Hey! This might not be so bad so afterall… “I’d go for a run, but… where’s the cookie dough?”

I wear orthotics in my running shoes because I have SPECIAL feet, not because I have an OLD body.

Right?

*gives stink eye*

*in denial*

Unrelated… I started tracking calories. Again.

There ain’t nothing like going into the NOT end of the day and being at the end of your calorie alotment. There’s no lesson like the lesson of feeling hungry and that 100 calorie pat of butter could have been a 100 calorie snack.

Who knew 100 calories could be so precious (as said by Gollum).

Aaaanywho. I started counting calories again… to get my head back on straight. But this week has been a bit of, well… A WEEK and here is what my food journal entry for Tuesday read:

Too much cookie dough.

And that was all. BECAUSE I ONLY ATE COOKIE DOUGH.

chocolate chip cookie doughI have no spine. But I do have some pretty strong carbdominals.

photo: taleitalei

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4 Responses to “Has anyone seen my orthotics?”

  1. Linda says:

    Would it be ok to substitute the cookie dough for caramel sundaes and moo-shoo pork? Cuz if so I totally get you.

  2. Emily says:

    Ymmmm, cookie dough. Tracking calories takes the fun out of eating. I feel for you.

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