And the winner is…

*drumroll*

Oh. What is this all about? This is about who is winning a custom-made Swine Flu Mask! What? This is your first time here and you don’t know what athe heck this is about? Go here to see the video.

At any rate… You want to know who the WINNAH is, right……

Without further ado…

I give to you…

The WINNAH…

Of the much-anticipated…

Swine Flu Mask giveaway…

Without further ado…

Really…

No. Really….

Swine Flu Mask winnah is:

TOTALLY DEPSEPRATE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!! KACHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, laday! Congratulations… You win the coveted girl mask with the hair- a.k.a. “Harriet”! That is not all, no…. And as the grand poobah prize winnah you also win *drumroll*…… a can of glitter!!!!!

I must say, my adorable friend here DID make quite a case for her flu mask need. I assure you all, the drawing was professionally drawn by my 9 and 7 year old children, so it was simply destiny that intervened here. Just just read what she wrote in her comment:

There are many reasons that i should get the blond girl swine flu mask.
1. I have the swine flu and don’t want to spread it
2. My husband and son make really stinky farts. I feel this mask might protect me from some of their doozies.
3. I don’t usually make time to accessorize my sweatpants and t-shirts, I mean, totally put together outfits. I think the mask will do me up nice like that.
4. My daughter likes dolls. I could be her real life doll.
5. I am out of lipstick. With the mask, don’t need it.
6. I could wear it to hip hop class and people would be jealous of me.
7. I am a Russian spy.
Thanks for your consideration.

*throws confetti and dances in it*

Now, you all saw I had quite few masks. I decided to go for ANOTHER WINNAH!!! …

and the next winnah is…

Greensullivan!!! SHAZAM!!!!!!!!!!!! She wins the confetti mask!!!

Now, ‘ol greenie there is a dear friend of mine who lives just over yonder (read: driving distance). So when the kids drew her name I was all “YAY” and then I was all, “Let’s draw another!!!!” So the third Winnah is…..

Dumblond!!!! CHACHACHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! The gold glittah one is ALL yours! *does the Cabbage Patch dance*

Here’s the funny thing, Dumblond is also a very dear friend who just lives over yonder by Greensullivan… So I says to myself, I says, “No shipping! Let’s draw one more!”

So my kids drew a FOURTH WINNAH… and the FOURTH WINNAH is….

Mango Girl!!!! BOMCHICKAWOWWOW!!!! Girl – you are gettin’ the Hula girl mask! Really! And it wasn’t even because of your very tempting offer! No, destiny also stepped in on your behalf. “Destiny” wanted to wish you a belated birthday – haha! That’s right. Iam delivering a message from “destiny”… Happy Birthday Mango Girl!!!

Thank you ALL for participating. Yes, there are more masks, but shipping costs could break the grocery budget if I gave them all away. I would love to provide fashion and protection for you all… However *sigh*…

Hmmm… Maybe I should open an etsy shop…

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