More Painting, More Exhaustion, More Fumes, More Photos

too closeThe problem with being a story teller and not getting out of the house is… finding stories.

So. Here I sit. Reminiscing about another day at home. A third day without a shower. A third day of painting and immersing myself into the world of Pandora. I did run to the store once. But I was stealthy. This *points to own filth* should not go out to there.

So. Instead? I take pictures of myself. In the same outfit third day in a row… Makes perfect sense to not go into public but to take pics and post them on the interwebz.

In my last post I went with an “accessory” theme [here]. This post, I go with a Ninja-painter theme.

I caught my 7 year old daughter looking through the pictures I will share with you here. Hers was a mix of laughter and confusion.

where do I start?

I think I am her hero of ninja and painting.

Hiya!

My friend Caroline on FB saw the above pic and accurately deduced: I bet those walls never saw you coming!

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I look to the right, is that more tape?

shazam

But Ninja-painter-super-mom was short lived.

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Suddenly I started channeling speed skating legend Apollo Anton Ohno!

speed skater!Because… THAT made sense. Just like ANY of this makes sense.

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Allz I know is I had some walls and paint to PWN…

I'm gonna get you sucka!

I’m gonna get you suckahs!

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I know. You don’t want to see an empty roller. You want to see painted walls.

Patience my friends. Awesome doesn’t just happen.

need paint

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9 Responses to “More Painting, More Exhaustion, More Fumes, More Photos”

  1. “Awesome doesn’t just happen.” Yeah, right. Who are you trying to fool? *hee hee*

  2. furiousBall says:

    my guess is that pixie sticks have the same effect on you as they do to my 6 year old

  3. jules says:

    Wow. Three days, no shower……

  4. Joe says:

    Are you really painting or are you just coming up with an excuse to not shower for three day? Don’t worry I won’t judge if you choose not to shower for three days I do that some times to but I call it camping

  5. cali says:

    ha! you’re so ninja!! love it!

  6. metta1313 says:

    You are too funny. So glad I finally found your blog.

  7. Dumblond says:

    Want to come do my house next? Maybe you can help me and The Husband decide what color to paint the family room. We’ve only been arguing about it for three months…

  8. Michelle W. says:

    More! More! I just love Before and After photos. It is a weird obsession, really. It is transformation of any kind that is just remarkable. Post some after pics!!!

  9. crystal says:

    Wish my hair looked that good after 3 days. Awesome just does happen for some of us- uh like you totally dude.

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