What's Up Wednesday?

Hollah!!!! Whassup, yo? *pumps palms to sky*

I am over-tired and thinking my chronic headache is either due to sleep deprivation or the effects of paint fumes. Hitherhencetofore I created an alliterative title that has nothing to do with this post. It’s 1:30 in the morning on Wednesday. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS UP. Except for ME. Literally. At 1:49 in the morning. I suppose the crazies over there on the Chatroulette are up. Do you a favor tho… Do not go to there unless you have a way to rip out your own minds eye and then wash your soul in re-purification solution.

Made out of wrong.

Maybe this should be Free-Association Wednesday, but that’s not alliterative so…

What day is it?

I’ve been painting for the last 2 days. On Monday I rediscovered the awkward relationship Paint and I share. My feet can’t seem to get enough of the stuff:

And yesterday I never left the house. I can’t think of the last time I had a day I never left the house.

Epic.

Wanna see what happens when a girl like me doesn’t leave the house and gets hopped up on paint fumes, disco music and an hour-long foray into a Pandora radio station of Ke$ha? No? Too bad.

I was attacked by painter’s tape. As hard as I try, I just can’t help but keep bringin’ sexy back. Even Attack Painter’s tape can’t stop me.

What fumes?

The only thing worse than me not getting out of the house AT LEAST ONE TIME IN THE DAY FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD … is… maybe petting a rabid cat the wrong way!

I freaked myself out. I think it might have had something to do with the not brushing my teeth all day.

I’m thinking this last pic would make a great mugshot Facebook profile picture.

Then again, it just makes me wonder if me and Nick Nolte’s family trees share a root system.

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