Free Form Friday – My Own Professional Help

I am just going to write… free-associatively and whahaveyou. Come in. Buckle up. Take an iburofen or a shot of tequila… But first an image, because I like posts that have a picture.

What’s that? Oh… just sequins… IN MY DOG’S POO.

Welcome. Welcome to my life.

• My posting has been sporadic on account of all the insanity of life.
• My sleep has been insufficient (see above).
• I just had to use dictionary.com to find out if bubblegum was one word or two.
• The spelling of “bubblegum” can go either way. Like a lot of things in life.
• I feel I should not have to consult dictionary.com as much as I do.
• Betcha didn’t know I just left, ate dinner, and came back.
• 3 words I never spell right on the first type: Pual Paul, becuase because, & reveiw review.
• Double vowels make me want to petition to propose a law that we go back to using hieroglyphics.
• I just spelled “hieroglypics” without having to consult dictionary.com.
• “Hieroglyphics” is another double-vowel word.
• Vowels hate me. I know it.
• I prefer poems that rhyme
• “Poem”… there’s another double-vowel
• I prefer sentences that have punctuation at the end.
• I don’t always remember to add a punctuative ending (.)
• I prefer mayonaise mayonaisse mayonnaise over Miracle Whip. Why? BECUASE BECAUSE.
• I *heart* dictionary.com.
• I would never do a reveiw review for Miracle Whip.
• *gags*
• I love hard boiled eggs.
• I love MAYO.
• Hitherhencetofore, deviled eggs are of the Heavens and Starshine.
• My middle name is Jean and if I ever become a country singer, you will call me Jenny Jean on the Spot.
• There was a boy in high school who used to sing, “Jenny Jean is not my lover…”
• Which was true… we were only 14. Nor did we ever “go around”.
• I think I would have said “yes” if he had asked me to “go around”, but now that I think about the words of that song… I think “going around” was NOT an option for him.
• The more I type “go around”, the more dizzy I feel.
• My 5 year old is obsessed with rollie pollies.
• How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie part of a Tootsie Pop?
• Who cares.
• My kids ask more questions than ANY OTHER HUMANS… And there are 3 of them.
• Forget the Tootsie Pop question… how many questions does it take to crack a Mommy?
• Sometimes I write a whole sentence with a line through it just to feel like I accomplished something.

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