- October 15, 2007
- 4 Comments
- My Spawn, Olivia, Parenting/Family
A Sensible Girl
Woo-hoo! We have a brand new car payment!
Along with that payment is a new car. She’s shiny, clean and has a bazillion cup holders.
Clean and a bazillion cup holders.
Clean and a bazillion cup holders.
Do you see what I see? One might call it irony. Ironically, if one looks up the definition of “irony” one might find one may not actually use the words irony, ironic or ironically correctly. Then again, one might. What was I talking about?
Olivia, the thirsty soul that she is… was longing for a drink. In the new car. In the clean, new car. In the clean, new car that doesn’t need a smelly tree hanging from the rear view mirror to over-scent the french fries and sour milk. I want the “New Car Smell” FOREVER. FOR. EVER. Besides, those trees are ugly.
I told her there would be no food or drinks in the car… the shiny new car. She grasped her forehead in desperate dehydration, leaned over as if death was overtaking her very being and uttered in a dry and throaty voice,
How come there are so many cup holders and we can’t have anything to drink?????
Good point. You got me.
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ahaahaahaahaa! You are so mean.
yum. love a new car smell (especially when it’s on a new car
). what did ya get? huh? huh? did you finally get that 2 seater convertible you’ve always wanted??
Ah, a Honda Odyssey… the sweet smell of safety and yummy all in one
Except for the fact that it’s a minivan and my ego wants a VW Beetle or a convertible 1960′s Mustang… or at least to have re-furbished grandma’s ’67 Chevy… oh well.. it is new and wonderful and my ego will need to sit in a leather minivan with butt warmers for awhile.