Hi. I'm 2.

Me: Lucy, do you want me to take your shoes off?

Lucy: NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnO!

The expression that accompanied her firm answer was similar to a look one might give to a person who was asking for one’s social security number in order to use the sidewalk… confused, annoyed, offended, angry…

Me: You say “No thank you”, Lucy.

Immediately, she began to shake her foot wildly, screeching and howling. I know that shake. It’s the “I want my shoe off” shake. Hmmm, she said “No” before, but dare I ask again?

Me: Do you want your shoes off?

As quickly as they emerged, the horns retracted.

Lucy: Shoe offfff. Gock (sock) offfff.

I give.

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3 Responses to “Hi. I'm 2.”

  1. jenn says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Yes, I know those conversations. Selby and I have them ALL the time. She does say “No, thank you,” but in a pissy little bark that is SO funny now. It’s going to be WAY les funny in a couple of years

  2. Christine says:

    LOL! Oh they are so frustrating sometimes! I have a LOT of “I’m 3″ moments with my son. As much as I really try not to wish away my time with them, I’m hoping the “I’m 4″ moments are a little more tolerable!

  3. jenn says:

    So the more I think about this, the more I realize Lucy and Selby are soul sisters. I’m telling Art we must move to Washington immediately.

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