- June 7, 2007
- 3 Comments
- Parenting/Family
For the new mommies…
Here’s a bit of info you ladies won’t read in one of those new mom books. You know the ones – Yay! I’m Bursting into Motherhood with a Smile a Burp Cloth and a Trendy Diaper Bag!
If you have not yet had to do the following, odds are you will. You know your handy-dandy baby front pack?
Someday you’ll have to figure out how to go to the bathroom while sporting one of those with a 12 pound baby, a full baldder, and a stubborn zipper.
Not every bathroom has a table to strap down baby. And if you are front-packin’ junior/princess, you probably don’t have a stroller with you. What other options do you have, but rival the skills mostly reserved for gymnasts and performers for Cirque du Soleil? I am here to tell you you are not the only one. Just pray that when you gave birth to that baby you didn’t also give birth to your sense of balance.
Count on it. I’m just keepin’ it real ladies… someone’s gotta get this information out there.
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I have SO been there.
Mine involved a three and half year old and a nearly two year old with infant strapped in one of those things on my chest. I had to sit on the toilet with him still strapped to me and hissing at the other two not to touch the bathroom floors, trash cans, walls, and especially DON’T OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR WHILE MOMMY IS ON THE TOILET.
not. fun.
WORD sistah. Testify.
I totally have done that. The main problem is trying not to pee on the baby’s feet…