A List: Blogkeeping and Whathaveyou

I am going to write this in a list. Because I am in that kind-of mood:
  1. I would like to start this post with a resounding WAH! *pout* The Type-A Mom Conference is this weekend and I’ll give you one guess as to at least one girl that won’t be there…. Ya give? It’s me. Iwillnnotbeattheconferencewaaaaah! I have never been a huge fan of missing out. *stomps off in a huff*
  2. I actually feel kind of sorry for Asheville, North Carolina. Just think of all the glitter it will be missing out on… {sigh} But it’s not your fault, North Carolina in the Fall… I blame The Economy. Big bully.
  3. I was going to put up a picture of my Pyrex pan that pretty much exploded in my oven, but the pork tenderloin had an inappropriate shape. I decided I wouldn’t make you have to discern whether the meat in that pan was in fact a tenderloin of pork. I make these hard choices because I want to protect your innocence. But if you want me to email you the pic, tell me in your comment. I’ll TOTALLY email you the pic.
  4. I wrote a little something about the importance of sleep on Type-A Mom. Ya know, cuz I practice what I preach and whathaveyou.
  5. A new school year has begun, and I went ahead and gushed about my kids over at Mom on the Spot. You should click over… If only to crank up my numbers over there, because in the last wholetimeIhavebeenwrtingthere few weeks I have only contributed to .5% of their traffic. That is not famous enough for me.
  6. You know I am kidding about the “famous” part of #5, right?
  7. I’m kidding about #6 too.
  8. I am feeling mildy manic.
  9. And also digressive.
  10. And don’t expect you click on everything I am linking to. I WANT you to, but I know my lowly place on this here interwebz…
  11. This is what my friend and I call Muffin Top Burn Fail. BTW, this is not Me.Muffin Top Burn fail
  12. I could totally post an embarrassing picture of myself right now. ButIwon’t. *sticks out tongue*
  13. I updated my “About” page. The old page was making me *yawn*.
  14. By the way… YouTube has a lot of creepy viewers… who make creepy comments *delete* Mostly about my braces and my Converse *rocks in a corner*
  15. My kids don’t take me seriously when I threaten to rip off their arms and beat them with their own limbs. Am I THAT bad a liar? They laugh at me. Punks.
  16. I’m kidding about the “punks” thing above
  17. I’m kidding about #16…
  18. Twitter has changed the way I do business my friend and I text. #like #weliketotally #hashtag #everything #andifyouarenotonthetwitter #thiswillnot #makeonelickofsensetoyou #truethat
  19. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to discriminate agains the unTwittered. #myamends
  20. It is 5:53 p.m. and I still don’t know how to answer the question, “What’s for dinner?”
  21. If only I could make a blog for dinner…
  22. Finally… Office Max and Adopt-A-Classroom have come together to bring you the A Day Made Better Campaign. I have joined 29 other Max Moms to help spread the word! In my original post, in order to nominate a teacher, one had to either create a blog post or create a Whrrl story… but NOW… alls you need to do is write a comment – click here. But, please see the fine print for other detail… Another way to make a difference is to donate directly to A Day Made Better:

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18 Responses to “A List: Blogkeeping and Whathaveyou”

  1. Fern says:

    What’s for dinner is EASY. The answer is ALWAYS “Food”. If anyone wants an answer more specific than that, they can cook it themselves.

    Frondly, Fern

  2. 19. OK, I am here LMAO at the “Untwittered”- It is a real demographic, no? My mom used to be untwittered, but now she’s on it (Bless her heart!) But convinced that those who attempt to follow her are Stalkers. She pretty much thiks I’m relegating myself to a life of peepers staring at me on binoculars by my willy nilly Tweeting tendencies.

    15. My kids do not take me seriously when I tell them I will see them to Gypsies. Why not? I could totally find some.

    3. We had a Pyrex bowl explode while dyeing Easter eggs when I was little. My Grandad put it on a burner. Yowza.

    2. The Glitter WILL BE LACKING, and YOU WILL BE MISSED. Mwah- stupid economy. Next time, mama. xoxo- L

  3. Diana says:

    What’s the hashtag for? I’m not on Twitter.

  4. Re: #11 – That’s not a muffin top.

  5. Okay, just watched your new about me video. Loved it. I think my favorite part was “I like meeting new people.” It was so awesomely natural and unposed. Classic. Please come visit me. Maybe next year we can go to one of these conference things all you and your legitimate blogger friends go to. And we can wear sparkly prom dresses and dance the night away.

  6. Dumblond says:

    Don’t feel bad about the conference. We like your glittery self around here anyway!

  7. I would TOTALLY love a picture of your inappropriate pork! And then we could twitter that shit. #seemypork

  8. Katie says:

    I want the picture. #phallicporkrocksmyworld

  9. jenny says:

    Fern – :) I wraped hot dogs and cheese in refrigerator crescent rolls. Shazam!
    R&R mama – OK, the twitter story… about your mom H to the ilarious! *snort*

  10. jenny says:

    Diana! Hi!

    A hashtag is the number sign (#) used in front of a word or phrase. No punctuation or spacing. The purpose of a hashtag is to help group categories… users can click on a hashtag (the # with the word or phrase) and they will be taken to a search that shows all things that have that hashtag included.

    For example #gno… (girl’s night out). If there is a gno party on Twitter, all of those “attending” can use that hashtag and can find others talking about the same thing.

    Hashtags are also used to convery humor or sarcasm :) Are you ready for Twitter? :)

  11. debbie says:

    OK. I’ve never seen a muffing top burn. But thanks! I will have no trouble avoiding extra calories today!

  12. patois says:

    In case proof were ever needed that muffin tops are best left covered. #shieldmyeyes

  13. I wanna see the picture of the meat! ‘Cuz I’m morbidly and oddly curious like that! I have been hiding in out in Real Life lately. I don’t always like that place but Mama Needs a New Pair of Shoes! I have yet to get hooked onto the Twitter ‘cuz I can barely keep up with the bloggy. Someday….someday :)

  14. I too am mighty curious about the pork. #Pork411 #Porktastrophes #whenporkfightsback

  15. Lizulfisa says:

    Ok.. I want the to see the “pork” picture. #obviouslyintothatkindofstuff.

    And…that. is. in fact. MY muffin top. Mine. #truestory My tank crept up just a touch to expose the fattest, I mean the fairest of skin. It fried. It blistered. It peeled. And now it is a ‘tan line’ across my tummy. Looks totally weird.

    But…….
    #idontcare #justshowmeyourpork

  16. yulz says:

    I don’t like that question :P

    I would prefer someone in the house to tell me what to cook because thinking on what to cook for dinner makes me so tired :P hahaha

  17. LoL at your muffin top burn. I feel bad. But that is just to funny.

  18. CI says:

    Ok.. I want the to see the “pork” picture. #obviouslyintothatkindofstuff.

    And…that. is. in fact. MY muffin top. Mine. #truestory My tank crept up just a touch to expose the fattest, I mean the fairest of skin. It fried. It blistered. It peeled. And now it is a ‘tan line’ across my tummy. Looks totally weird.

    But…….
    #idontcare #justshowmeyourpork

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