Make We Laugh Monday: Those Keyword Searches

It’s been awhile since I browsed the keyword searches that help lead folks to my little internet home. Clearly, one person was lead to the right place when they looked for:

best woman vlogger

Oh man. That searcher hit the motherlode. Maybe it was Oprah’s staff looking for the newest OWN talk show host! *nudge, prod*

Some other interesting searches… and my responses:

• big bubba butt - If you point a finger at me, remember three/four are pointing back at you… depending on your pointing style.
  
• big purses make you look smaller. Yes they do.
• craft spray glitter – I am sure this search lead them to my post about the time my friend Lisa and I used CRAFT glitter spray instead of BODY glitter spray… on our bodies.
• creative things to do with pop tarts – Funny, I just made something VERY creative with Pop-Tarts!
• dailymile hotties – clearly the internet knows I am on Dailymile, and it thinks I am a hottie. Smart internet.
• diarrhea sleep – I feel bad for this person. I hope he/she is good about changing his/her sheets.
• drunk dialing as satan – I have drunk dialed the Devil...
• how to draw a pop tart running – Easy peasy.
• how to make a butt cake – ??? I DON’T KNOW!
• i am crossing my legs and need to pee – I’d say find a potty, yo.
• kitsap jenny spot - Some of the locals (a.k.a. a friend) does call me Kitsap Jenny. Looks like word is gettin’ out.
• mommy marathon bladder blog – A mommy blog about marathons and bladders? What kind of traffic does THAT blog get?
• nudist poop questions – Next!
• what does arrrrgggg matey mean? – Looks like pirates might want to start a wiki page for pirate vernacular.
• obsession for self portrait – I take a million few self-portraits and…
• how do you break down wall of insecurities – glitter. It’s like solvent for the soul.
• sexy back brace – Justin Timberlake may want to make a Sexy Back II… feat. Back Braces
• what does it mean if my anus hurts when i laugh? – There’s a problem. Call a doctor.
  
• what does it mean when your butt hurts when you wake up? - You slept wrong? I think I want to leave this alone.
  
• what ever happened to lorette lynn - Dunno, and you spelled her name wrong.
  
• what happens if you workout and your butt hurts - You’re doing something right. No pain no brain gain!
  
• what to do if you’ve hurt someone with careless words? – I’m spitballin’ here, but I’d say… APOLOGIZE? Send flowers?
  
• what word make my indoor dog vomit all night - poison?
• where can i buy tampons in bulk – Ah! I can answer this one! Costco.

***You know me. I am never one to leave you without an opportunity to add to your budget! So. If you’d like a chance to win a $100 Visa gift card, check out my Pop-Tarts post where I *wow* you with Pop-Tart Sparklers! OR, if $$$ a grand $$$ is more to your liking… visit my post at BlogHer where I share a rather emotional post about why I stay fit. I share about my past & 20 year struggle with weight. But you need to follow these links to participate! I hope you swing by – I’d love your input!

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