Make Me Laugh Monday: Word. To your muthah.

by | May 9, 2011 | Parenting/Family | 8 comments

I know. Mother’s Day was yesterday. But just because the day is through, that doesn’t mean I am through.

Not. At. All.

Lucy gave me the card she made at school and it was SO cute I HAD to share it. In the spirit of full disclosure: she wrote very nice things and I want everyone to know how pretty she thinks I am on Easter. Also, the picture is me… walking Kevin. Which is weird. On account of the fact I never walk Kevin. But, this is Lucy.

For Mom

And I gotta give props to all the kindergarten teachers out there. I didn’t know they had to learn Hieroglyphics! I thought Spanish II was hard! Lucy’s teacher got all those answers from this:

Lucy's answers

Bless their kindergarten-teaching hearts…

Odd. Lucy TOTALLY knows how to spell her own name. I think she was being a stinker. Or maybe… wait. I am not so sure this is Lucy’s… Or maybe if I was a more attentive mother, I’d know. Speaking of being attentive…

My Olivia. She gave me a coupon. It read:

“A coupon to leave you alone.”

I yelled waited for my Mom of the Year trophy, but I think moms who get coupons from their children that says they will leave them alone… those moms get other kinds of awards. *cough*

But regardless of my mothering. I was encouraged. By Mr. T. My friend Kim shared a video with me, and it helped me realize that it matters not if I only look good on the Easters, or if my children know they need to leave me alone… I should always be treated right. Moms, we should be treated right… Mr. T says…

M is for the moan, and the miserable groan from the pain that She felt when I was born…
O is for the oven with it’s burnin’ heat where She stood makin’ sure I had something to eat…
T is for the time that She stayed up at night and took my temperature when I wasn’t feelin’ right…
H is for the hard earned money She spent to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da’ rent…
E is every wrinkle I put on Her face and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late…
The last letter R is that She taught me Respect and for the room up in Heaven that I know She’ll get…

Treat Your Mother Right - Mr. T

She’s a Queen… Second to none… Take care of Mother… You only get one…

Werd.

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