The Junk Drawer Haul

I have noticed that “the haul” is quite popular over there on the YouTube.

And me, never being one to pass-up a chance to make a fool of myself also be popular, I have made a haul video of my own.

The only diff’ between me and those other girls is I could be their mother I cannnot wear a size 0 I have not been on Good Morning America I am a mom. OK, and old(er).

I’m just livin’ my mom-ness to the fullest. Technically my “haul” after a trip shopping consists of things like: 4 bags of socks I have to buy nearly weekly for my pre-teen son (it’s like he has sandpaper and knives for feet!), maybe shoes for my girls (because we have a shoe monster in our home that eats one shoe, but not the both of a pair) and toilet paper (5 butts to wipe at our house) and also bananas, and salsa, and bagels, and deoderant… and perhaps the registration receipt for all 3 kids to be in the local children’s musical theater group.

Those girls in that other haul video… WHO CAN WEAR THAT MUCH MAKE-UP?!

But really… I’m just jealous of their haul. I want to buy make-up and shiny things for me, me … ME!

But, instead of dwelling on the haul I CAN’T do… I decided to focus on the haul I CAN! I imagine this is also one haul you can do too – who doesn’t have a junk drawer?

Oh yeah… and happy Valentine’s Day! I already talked about Valetine’s Day over here…

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17 Responses to “The Junk Drawer Haul”

  1. oh, how I heart you. I don’t think I have the courage to go through my junk drawer on vid…oh, wait. I don’t actually have a junk drawer.

    I have a cloakroom.
    You know, like Monica’s secret closet (on Friends).
    Don’t wanna go there.

    Ok, so, like, you’re not a highschooler…..thank GOD. I needed some headache meds after 2 minutes into the haul vlog…and I still don’t get it.

  2. Wait…OMG. I so need to do one of these. We’re going to an ’80s party in a few weeks and….OMG. You should see.

    My 80′s haul.

    Don’t know if I can do it. *knees knocking*

  3. Stace y says:

    I think that was my most favorite vlog you have doneL!

  4. Becky W says:

    ..and some stuff for learning….

  5. Debbie says:

    This was hilarious. LOVE your findings. Toward the end you’re looking a little Nanny McPhee-sih with those teeth. I have recycled my phone books. If I need to know something I just look it up on google. Have great day.

  6. Tammy says:

    I needed that laugh this morning! You are hilarious my friend! :)

    Happy Valentine’s Day! :)

  7. Chantelle says:

    THIS… this random hilarity… is precisely WHY I follow/subscribe/adore you!!! Your videos simply MAKE. MY. DAY. Not kidding when I say that. I’m serious. MAKE. MY. DAY!!!

    I’m sharing this one on my blog.

    Thanks My Funny Valentine! :)

  8. Adorable video Jenny. I never knew that going through “the drawer of everything” could be so fun. Very cute.

  9. you are hilarious hands down.
    you should enter the valentine bash mary mommyologist is throwing. She is awesome. that is if you have time.
    I know how busy you are…
    with EVERYTHING. ;)
    Love ya Jenny!

  10. meg duerksen says:

    that was soooo funny.
    i was laughing so hard….i made craig watch it. SO FUNNY!

    you crack me up!

  11. Heather R. says:

    popped over from “Whatever” blog…didn’t know what a haul video was cause well, I’m a Mom. Laughed my butt off!!! :)

  12. Louise says:

    Who has just one junk drawer?

  13. Hil says:

    HAHAHA! I totally loved this, and it’s going viral! I’m posting it up at my place! xoxo

  14. jubilee says:

    LOL You crack me up! And, btw, we have one of those mysterious black thingies (that you put up to your eye in the video) too! And we have no idea what it goes to, where it is from or what it is used for. If you come across a use for it . . . couldja let me know? ;)

  15. Laughing so, so, so hard!

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