- February 1, 2013
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- Health, Life of Jenny
If pulling into a parking stall counts, then… I totally went to the gym yesterday.
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Somedays seem like Mondays even though they are Thursdays.
At one point yesterday I saw the direction the day/my attitude was headed and I took Thursday by the collar and was all, “YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, THURSDAY. YOU ARE THE BULL AND I BELIEVE I HAVE YOU BY THE HORNS, THERE BUDDY.”
Good thing no one was home to witness such things or I’d be trying to write this post with a straight jacket on.
I’m not going to bore you with the details of Thursday. This is not a stinky day competition.
Instead, allow me to sum it up with this one scenario:
Imagine… taking the bull by the horns and deciding the day’s list was going to be PWND.
On that list was “EXERCISE”.
It had been on that list for 4 days, and on the fifith day of not checking off that danged word – EXERCISE WAS GONNA GET DID OR HEADS (mine) WAS GONNA ROLL.
Seriously. I have this *thing* about me. I am a nicer, calmer, more reasonable person when I am able to sweat stuff out.
Not unlike an exorcism, but without the devil and whathaveyou.
Aaaaaanywho.
So… I scurried and forced my way against the flow with each task and finally reached the point… to getting my car to the parking lot of the gym.
*cue angel choir*
People. I made it INTO a PARKING STALL at the gym… turned the ignition off… put on my earbuds… opened the door and… I remembered I had a web-based meeting in 30 minutes.
And no computer.
So… I pulled my hair out tore at my clothes closed the door and restarted my car.
I will omit anything that may or may not have been said inside my car with the windows rolled up.
And then I made my way back home.
And got settled for my meeting with two minutes to spare.
And discovered THE MEETING WAS NEXT WEEK.
Because I am awesome.
I’m curious. How awesome are you? Tell me. Misery Awesome loves company.
Unrelated: I would never make it as a matador.
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My Thursday involved a torn up screen due to a really bizarre dog romance- hence, today’s post.
http://www.frommyhearthtoyours.com/2013/02/dog-love-bad-romance.html
So yeah, there’s that.
And you’d make a totally BOSS matador. Ole!
I had a personal coaching client that I scheduled on a day that I don’t ever schedule coaching clients on because that is “MY day” no show me and not call after I was rushing around trying to get other things done so I could fit them in. 2 hours later I was fuming and grabbed my phone to text them to let them know only to read the history and find out that the appointment that I had given them and they accepted was on the next day.
Fail. I. Am. An. Idiot.
i meant to go to the gym today but after i finished catching up with a former teacher of mine the parking lot was full by the time i got there. another time i got all the way to the parking lot and realized i forgot my gym shoes at home.
Totally something I would do. As I sit here and stare at my planner that I have barely touched since I got it.
My Wednesday was much like your Thursday {which was like a Monday}. Are you with me so far? LOL
I drove an hour away to sit in germ infested waiting rooms with my 7 year old so we can be told her finger is NOT fractured.
Not that I wanted it to be. Just trying to justify the day.
*sigh*
~M
Classic! You know, I can’t tell you how many of these days I’ve had myself… When they happen, I just tell myself that it’s all part of the plan! It helps. Sometimes.