I’m not saying one should lie about one’s age, but maybe I am.

I’m not saying one should lie about one’s age, but maybe I am.

Should one lie about one's age??? via @jennyonthespot
Yeah.

I am.

But I am not encouraging one to lie about one’s age in the way we have traditionally lied about our age.

I am talking about those of us who are over the age of 21.

Just to be clear.

This advice is for those who are older.

Wiser.

Stubborner… due to time and leathering of the skin.

And soul.

For those of us who WANT to be young… but are clearly NOT.

::applies another layer of age-defying moisture cream::

I’m about to blow the old approach to lying about one’s age out of the stinking water.

So… Yes?

I knew you would agree.

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19 Responses to “I’m not saying one should lie about one’s age, but maybe I am.”

  1. Neely says:
    February 6, 2013 at 6:49 am

    From now on I am 35….IM actually 28

  2. pamm says:
    February 6, 2013 at 6:59 am

    LOVE the video. I have been lying about my age my entire life. I am currently 60 and tell people I am 65. This strategy has worked for me for EVER!. AGE UP! By the way, no matter how old you are you look fantastic. Keep laughing.

  3. jennielynn says:
    February 6, 2013 at 7:15 am

    I’ve been lying up about my age for 10 years now. Best advice my mom ever gave me.

  4. Lu says:
    February 6, 2013 at 7:37 am

    Girl!!! You are so darn funny. I love this. I must talk about aging now.

  5. jennielynn says:
    February 6, 2013 at 8:33 am

    Also – the “KEVIN!” cracked. me. up.

  6. Jules@ A Little Bite of Life says:
    February 6, 2013 at 9:11 am

    Since my birthday was yesterday, I guess that makes me…44…no…46. Thanks for the advice, I can’t wait for the boatload of compliments! :)

  7. Tammy says:
    February 6, 2013 at 9:36 am

    You make me laugh! That would mean I have to age up to 50…yikes!

  8. jo@blog-diggidy says:
    February 6, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Jenny, I love you! That’s all… :)

  9. Lisa says:
    February 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    I think you and I need to have different ages for our different ‘personnas’ when we go out. Age appropriate names, you know? Like when we are going for late 40′s *ahem* we can be our usual Kristen and Kirsten. But if we want to kick it up a notch or two… how about Linda and Janet for 50′s, and Vera and Myrtle for when we are workin the 80′s crowd.

  10. Kelly Ozley says:
    February 9, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    I am just finding your website. DAMNIT. I tried a dating service and put my real age which lets just say is north of 40. Well jeez! I get all these 70 years olds. I mean I can get that crap by just going to the Safeway. Had I read you blog earlier, I would have played this hand better.

  11. Paula Knighton Schmitt says:
    February 15, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    Hi Jenny! Loved this, great idea dude. I will definitely take your advice.
    Thank you!

    I recently entered the top 25 humor blogs at Circle of Moms during the last week of the contest and I was tagged in a blogger game. I’ve tagged you if you’d like to play.
    You can find the post here — http://thehoneypiedialogues.blogspot.com

    Thanks for the smiles ;) Paula

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