- March 11, 2009
- 18 Comments
- Funny Funnerson, Guilt, The Confessional
The Confessional – But I Don't Wear it in Public.
I own this shirt. It says, “Legalize Frostitution”… Get it – FROSTING… cake… rowS of cake… rowS of cupcakes… with frosting….
A dear friend gave it to me. She knows my pure, unwavering love of baked goods. But I don’t wear this in public. I worry that if I wear this in public people might thing of me as “trashy”.
Instead, I wear this shirt to bed. It seems appropriate.
However, this is truly such a GREAT SHIRT, I needed to show SOMEBODY. So I decided to show it to a few of my closest friends here on the anonymous interwebz. Besides. No one will know it is ME wearing this shirt… I was careful to crop out my face. I am so “savvy” when it comes to protecting my online identity and reputation.
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i’m sorry… what?
boobs do that to me, it’s like the men in black pen thingy that makes you forget everything
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!! I would wear that shirt out in public all the darn time! I’m talking almost daily, to the point where friends would casually suggest perhaps I change it every once in awhile, or quietly talk amongst themselves when they saw me walk into a room, all, “Oh, seriously!? She’s wearing the frosting shirt again?”
That’s how bad I have it for frosting.
hahahahaha. I’m surprised you wouldn’t wear that out.
Is that shirt a Cupcake Royal tee? Your cupcakes look great, keep wearing it.
Ok…well, here’s my confession. I thought it was talking about frosty nippies. As in Boobs. You can find me in this gutter on most days.
for real?! you won’t wear it in public? I guess I would have a hard time wearing it in public too … just imagine the looks, I mean stares!!
I took a blogging sabatical and it is nice to finally catch up on the ridiculous, the insightful, the always digressive.
As the new (almost)VP of Facebook, I should think you would have the authority to legalize frosting and demand that cake be eatten in nice long rows with butter creme frosting!!!
i, too, am shocked that you wouldn’t wear that out in public! do it! do it! do it! and report back, natch!
Ummmmm……I need this shirt. I help my aunt at her restaurant two days a week and this would really be awesome.
By the way, your treadmill dedication is making me feel bad about myself.
Wow.. your ‘cupcakes’ look great…heh heh heh.
It’s a very cool shirt; do you think you are making the right decision? The going trend seems to be for you to wear the hot pink wonder.
Then again what do I know? I would have worn a t-shirt I caught my MIL almost buying me that said, “It’s true: I’m a v*rgin, then again, this is an old t-shirt.” We both thought it was funnier than her son did.
Had a bra fitting this week. The girls are so happy to have a new home !
Not only should you wear that shirt in public, but you should just stand on a crate and wave at people as they gawk at your coolness. I want one!
Frosting in bed…… sounds good to me!
As my teens would say, that is super special awesome!
Love it! I have a shirt I bought at the NBC store. It says: They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR!
I only wear it to sleep in.
LOL, yeah, I can see how people would confuse the F with a P. I can see the stares you’d be getting now. haha
YUM, I am a fan of baked goods myself. The more frosting, the better!
I wouldn’t wear that one in public either for two reasons: 1-My boobs are round bout my knees and 2) the spelling is wrong, I need one that starts with a ‘P’ not ‘F’…