Free Form Friday

This post was written late at night, under odd conditions. It was written without a plan, and without any consideration given to meaning or sense. A lot like free-association, but without the therapist. And, in an effort to “keep it real” I will post anyway… making effort only to correct spelling. The rest is all the nonsense in original form…

• I just wrote a post about guilt. My own guilt. Decided put it on the back-burner.
• I feel guilty I just dissed myself.
• I can’t tell you about something.
• But it’s not because I’m guilty.
• It’s because if I told you, I’d have to kill you.
• I’d never kill you. Unless I made you laugh to death.
• Has anyone ever laughed to death?
• Speaking of laughter… I wanted to give this site a new tagline: I’m like your butt. I crack you up.
• Then I thought, “That sounds a little full of myself.”
• Then I was all, “Aaaaannnnd???”
• But I won’t be changing the tagline. On account of the fact tha…
• Hey. Did I tell you about the time I was at the car dealership getting the van werked on… last week… and a man walked by me and kissed me. Right in front of his wife! Curly (at least he told me his name), approximately 70+ years old, walked right on up to me, said something about “pretty girl”, pulled me in for a hug , then kissed me. On my forehead. The forehead and not the lips mostly cuz I helped arrange where his kisser was headin’. His wife just LAUGHED and said, “He’s always liked the pretty girls.”
• I gotta give props, tho… he’s not blind!
• SO. If the Carnies and old fellers ruled the world, I’d totes be on the cover of Vogue or Cosmo or Reader’s Digest…
• I totes am going to start using “totes” more. Totes.
• While at the car dealership, Lucy and I learned how very reflective the cars on the showroom floor can be:

I have been using the word “veritable” a lot lately.

Lastly, I have ANOTHER giveaway!!! You MUST check it out. Greeting cards with style and edge – Foxy Blunt. They put the FAB in FABULOUS. Just like AWESOME. You can’t have it without ME. Think about.

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