They Lied

I’m about to dispel a myth about 2-year-olds that has been allowed to spread for FAR TOO LONG. It’s an Old Wives Tale – kind of like the myth that pregnancy lasts 9 months. Um, I’ve been pregnant 3 times now – and it has lasted 10 months EACH TIME!!

I digress…

The Two’s are N O T terrible. They only SEEM terrible because one has nothing to compare the beast called “2″ to. You see, once one lives through a child being 2, one must slap on the protective gear – radiation suit and all – and prepare for: (que music) dum, dum, dum – the THERRIBLE THREES!

OK, so I need to work that a little. “Therrible” is not a word. Cut me some slack – I am still trying to figure out how to tickle fight in a radiation suit…

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8 Responses to “They Lied”

  1. Surcie says:

    I thought I was experiencing the Terrible Two\’s right now. You\’re telling me it\’s only going to get worse?! WAAAAAH!

  2. Tasia says:

    FINALLY someone acknowledeged the fact that TWO is nothing compared to THRE!!!!! AS my time as a babysitter and older sister to twins, I very quickly learned that THREE is the year you need to worry about. You think it has something to do with that oh so cute babyfat slowly going away!?!?!?!?

  3. Tasia says:

    I am having typing issues!!! It’s not that easy to type on a PDA!

  4. Jenny says:

    Oh, I hear you. My youngest is approaching three, and she\’s just gearing up for the carnage. Man.

  5. Alyson says:

    As of August 21 I made it through the therrible threes. I\’m hoping thet its the fabulous fours

  6. ali says:

    what do they call the terrible fours???

  7. Big BoK says:

    Hey.. Jenny,
    Mine is about 2 soon. Boy am i gonna have some fun.. hahah!!

  8. Sarah says:

    Every day I am amazed at how difficult this 3 year old I have is. I know now why preschool is so popular.

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