Number One
What is it about potty talk and kids?
As I vacuumed The Carpet That Requires Much Vacuuming, Lucy cried. She cried and cried and crawled toward me to hold her – to save her from the wrath of the strange loud beast. She is so brave; she will crawl right up to the Beast Of Her Demise, for the reward is worth the risk – Mommy’s arms…
Joel: Why does she want YOU all the time?
Me: Because I’m The Mom. I am Number One! (Visualize: one knee lift and arm stretched high in victory)
Joel: Number One is pee.
Without skipping a beat, The Boy entered back in to his world of Star Wars pretend. He was conquering the powers of the Dark side with every noise-making skill he posessed – completely unaware that he just slammed the very woman who gave him life… *gasp*
5 Responses to “Number One”
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ROFL. Ooops.
guess it\’s still better than being #2?
LOL – I completely agree with Michelle
Joel is so cute, I can\’t stop laughing.
Lucy really is brave! I wouldn\’t go near the vacuum cleaner until I was old enough to vacuum myself.
Aww, you\’ll always be number one. The good kind, I meant!