Make We Laugh Monday – Hawt Firemen

You may be asking yourself, “Self… What is wrong with Jenny on the Spot? Hawt firemen aren’t funny. They’re HAWT. Clowns? Funny. SNL? Funny. A whoopie cushion? Funny. But hawt firemen? Eye candy.”

Whatever.

Read on.

Or not. I’m not the boss of you.

This weekend was the school auction. The one in which I said YES! to a microphone. But what you may not be aware of is I also said YES! to creating a Keynote (Power Point, but with my beloved Mac Awesome). And with that… I took a bit of liberty with communicating the auction *ahem* goods.

Ask forgiveness, not permission… right?

One of the items up for bid was a kid’s birthday party at the local FD. While putting the Keynote together, I told my husband, “Dude. Wouldn’t it be funny if I threw in a hot fireman picture?” He was all, “Dude. You could put it in and pretend like you didn’t know how it got in there.” And the I was all, “SO YOU MEAN I GET TO SIT HERE AND GOOGLE PICTURES OF HAWT, SHIRTLESS FIREMEN???!!!”

SHA! ZAM!

picture credit: *www.ihavenoidea.com*

I “think* the picture went over very well. The absence of hate mail is encouraging. And when the picture came up, so did the bid cards. I felt it important to remind the ladays that this was for a kid’s party. But, CAN YOU IMAGINE the money that would have been made had the above fellers been up for bid?

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Oh. I’m sorry. I got distracted.

I also created a short video… to promote the kid party. The KID party. I want to share it with you… andyouneverknowwhatyoumightfind…

I know. The poor firemen didn’t get enough screen time. Well, a girl like me has to be careful. I can’t have them taking the focus off of ME. Sheesh. Not only are they HAWT, they are selfish.

Speaking of which (Me)… here I am fanning my face at the auction – with MONEY!

picture credit: Lisa of The Blozulfog — sparkly boa/confidence prop credit: Lisa of The Blozulfog

Speaking of confidence prop… here are/is… Lisa and me. Just chillin’.

*sigh*

The auction seemed to do very well. The pennies are still being counted. But I understand it really did quite well. I’m sure the months of planning by the many others had something to do with it. But, don’t discount the fact that I had a sparkly boa and threw in a hot firemen picture. That’s money right there. I’m kidding. I’m not kidding.

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