- December 6, 2009
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Make Me Laugh Monday – Who’s Lookin’ Here?
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Here follows a list of the top ten oddest/funny/most stupefying search inquiries that brought traffic to my blog in the month of November. Go pee and swallow all beverages completely. Mop your floor, your jaw may land there. You have been warned. And once again I sit confused, disoriented and am left wondering… and laughing. And I am not even going to list the ones that make me throw-up a little in my mouth.
I am not going to include in this list the expected – candy cane oreos, glitter, or race pee *blinking*… OK, maybe I will… Search inquiries in bold, my response in italics.
- oreos candy cane cookies taste bad – I am pretty sure this person will burn in Hell.
- bigg butt hurts your back – I wouldn’t know. Shutup.
- correctional officers crime blog poetry jenny lol - Who. Searches. For. This. Stuff? OK, you wanna poem. I’ll bring it:
Correctional offficers blog
Jenny creates poetry
on her blog
lol, crime… L.O.L.
- moist shammy - I swear. Somebody searched for this. My nightmare incarnate.
- chicken poncho – what does that even mean???! It feels Silence of the Lambs-y.
- why would a seven yr old girl smell like fritos – *rendered speechless*
- what us that song called that go i want to see yo booty booty drop – I SWEAR I have no idea how THAT phrase got somebody here. Butt really…
- email forwards had a picture of an upside down cow on fire – Huh? Whu?
- i took pics of myself and still not enough – this one actually makes sense:
A Year of Self Portraits: Jennyonthespot from Jenny Ingram on Vimeo.
- awesome alter egos – Looks like J-Bling may need to start her own blog.
- what does it mean when your butt hurts when you stand up? – you been watchin’ too much Oprah. *universal sign for “cucoo”*
- how many milliamps before you cannot let go an electrical wire - This one makes me feel like I should contact the authorities.
- spit glitter not hate. break dance not hearts - I wanna know who searched this. You are my new BFF. *call me*
- is crying part of mentalpause – *blinking*
- glitter makes everything better - It’s like a hug from a rainbow.
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I quite think there’d be far less crying during mentalpause. I mean, I have to assume you’d start crying, then forget why you felt so sad, and then stop. Ta da! Mentalpause! Additionally, I quite think I’d prefer going through mentalpause rather than the alternative.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
“moist shammy”
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
Mmm I was just working on a similar post for tomorrow. So far my favorite is “How to help make my uterus more sticky.” Just lovely.
Oh my gosh. Why would a 7 year old girl smell like Fritos? I’m stumped, so much.
Thank you, Jenny. Thank you. I laughed so hard I cried a little.
The searches for my blog are so boring! Yours= hilarity.
I love your video. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! I keep half-joking with my husband about moving to Seattle someday. If I do, you’re going to have to be my new local bestie, m’kay?
FOLLOW! On the (eternal) search for my new favorite blog I found yours and read this post first. Why? Dunno. I laughed so hard I cried. I’ll. Be. Back.
A-hem. Speechless. Truly.