- January 5, 2009
- 11 Comments
- General
Make Me Laugh Monday – Kids and butts
It’s that time of the week again… time to head into the work week… school week… the week. Ugh. Let’s start this first week of the new year off right. Let’s laugh a little… Feel free to join in… Plug in the link to your funny post (a specific post, not just the URL to your site)… and your name. I’d appreciate it if in your post you link back here… so everyone in the world can discovery me awesomeness, but… more importantly they can meet our other MMLM participants! Feel free to use the graphic!
Let’s begin!
From my friend Jill:
My 3 1/2 yr old told me I have a big butt. She was nice about it. I said “No. I. Don’t.” I really don’t. She replied “Yea – LOOK behind you.” Very sweetly.
Bwahahahaaahahhaaaa!
Jill’s story reminds me of a story I’d swore I’d never tell here. But, I have no integrity or shame when it comes to a good story so, here goes. I was taking a shower one morning. I seldom get to shower without my 3 1/2 year old standing by… sharing stories and asking questions. She ofetn sets up a towel and “supllies” and hunkers down whilst I try to get my clean on. Anywho. One day, she just blurts out,
Mama. I not like your bottom.
“Then get the heck outta my bathroom you self-esteem murderer!!!” I didn’t say that, but(t)…
*****
Then there’s this little guy. My friend Heidi at Heidiology posted this video several days ago (*note: the “p” word is used)…
**********
Keep up on the ridiculous, the insightful, the always digressive…
Subscribe to my Jenny On The Spot RSS feed
Subscribe to Jenny On the Spot by Email
11 Responses to “Make Me Laugh Monday – Kids and butts”
Use the Form Below to Leave a Reply
I am not really sure why we teach our kids to be so honest. If I could go back, I’d teach mine to lie to me all the time about the way I look. Oh, missed opportunities.
I kind of think I now want to adopt that little boy, and then probably be exhausted constantly by him.
First of all. Ouch. See, now that’s why I don’t have kids. That way I can go about deceiving myself all day long. Except then maybe sometimes Bert might point out a flaw or two. You know I have so few flaws it’s hard to find them.
I think your kid is wrong by the way…you have a lovely butt.
And that little boy? ADORABLE!
Gotta love little ones! I have a great “P” story involving my 3 year old grandson and his grandpa….but I haven’t yet figured out how to tell it publicly.
I’m so glad my 3.5 year olds aren’t talking all that well yet. I will have to give their speech therapists brownies or something, I don’t need them telling me my butt is big!
So will this be starting a new round of “does this ____ make my butt look big” photos?
That Little Boy was A- Dor-Able!
As for shower comments, well, if I had a nickel every time I heard what was wrong with my body from my little one, I’d be wealthy (with really low self-esteem:).
“Why are your Boobs all the way down there?”
Hmmmm.
I love this blog idea. Thanks. (by the way, I’m Cindy’s daughter)
Your post is hilarious. I’ve already had my 3 1/2 year old ask me why I didn’t have boy parts. Oi, children sure do give us some good laughs.
I’ll start by admitting that I might have gained a few…or more than a few pounds over the last couple of years. Stress will do that to you…and of course I am getting older…I will be 30 this year…not to mentioned every company I have ever worked for has gone bankrupt….but I digress…
When I went home for Christmas this year, I saw my now six year old niece. I used to visit them semi-frequently when I lived in South Carolina and they in Florida. It has been about two years since that visit. The last time I saw my neice she was four. I thought kid’s memories were not that strong at the age of four. Apparently I was wrong.
My neice and I were talking in front of the Christmas Tree when she asked me if I remembered bringing her a toy make up set several years ago. I answered yes. Her reply…but you didn’t look like this then…you used to be skinny like me!
I thought kids were supposed to be cute at Christmas!!!
Happy New Year Jenny!!!
LOL! Kids. You have to love them so you don’t kill them.
HAW! “He was injured.” I bet he was. OW.
Now, did your adorable tot go into detail as to WHY she didn’t like your bottom?
Maybe she just didn’t like your bottom because it has a crack in it. Get it? A CRACK?!? HAHAHAH! I CRACK myself up!! Oh, there I go again!!
But seriously. He was injured. He was injured bad.