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Make Me Laugh Monday – January Keyphrase Searches
Welcome to Make Me Laugh Monday. I am actually quite tired and am struggling with what the heck to do for today’s installment. You see, when I get this tired, either my mind shuts down or my mind… oh look… shiny!
I figured since January is over, and I have access to the full month of keyphrase searches – I’d go with that this Monday. I get a real kick out of some of the phrases that bring searchers to my home here. Some of it is utterly hilarious… while a good amount of if is actually quite disturbing (i.e.: “butts”, “poo”, “nudists”). Ah, the life of a blogger. I am just glad I am a huge disappointment to the pervs who stumble here.
Without further ado, things that bring me traffic here at Jennyonthespot… my responses are in italics:
what is bedroom enhancement -
- pictures on the walls (I strongly suggest framing motivational posters… even over the bed to read as you… fall asleep… I suggest this one, this one and this one…)
- perhaps a nice duvet cover…
- a potted plant… maybe a Venus Fly Catcher — I just adore the “eyelashy” look they have.
- a throw rug (I suggest the hide of a large, soft-furred, dead animal),
- a chaise lounge
- a wide screen T.V.
- and a minifridge
the great cleanse – this really was a good post, and a funny one… if I do say so myself.
toddler girl stuck in chucky cheese machine – kinda funny, but more on the “disturbing level”. P.S. Chuck E. Cheese restaurants are made out of evil.
zumba con jenny – I love it that I am now being considered and ethnic blogger!
norris jen triathlon - That’s code for: Jenny kicks the butt of triathlons like Chuck Norris makes blood bleed.
aunt flo humiliations - I paid good money to a therapist to forget such things. Leave me alone.
mother butt back statue – What is most sad is… I actually can answer this:
Does this statue make my butt look big?
make your own chuck norris quote - Chuck Norris is to Awesome as Jennyonthespot is also to Awesome.
i saw sisters whale tail – Did you gag? I woulda gagged.
hairy butt cake - Again with the hairy butt cake. I swear I have never…
pichers of butts – spell FAIL
jenny humiliation stories - www.jennyonthespot.com
porn hub – Uhhh… really??? ??? ??? ??? I could see “porn DUD”, but….
what are those orange flowers that keep deer away – Apparently, not these:
More on this story here.
make me incontinent – I will not. I will have nothing to do with such things. No. Thing.
how to take picture with just one eye – I suppose ya outta keep it open? Just spit-ballin’ tho.
miss slow pant – Neener, neener… *sticks out tongue at “miss slow pant”*
big christmas butt – I don’t understand… why…. wh… w… ???
www.big gigantic butt – Again — ???
drinking tea and than having potatoe soup is that bad – No, I believe that is totally fine to do. The spelling of this searcher, now THAT is bad.
love coffee poetry – I wrote this haiku in this post:
Love, love, love, love, love.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
Love, love, love coffee.
women who sound like karen carpenter – Hello! Searcher, person! Don’t you remember THIS POST?
spot split personality disorder – I am thinking this post might be a place to start…
events that happened 20 years ago – I turned 16!
jenny wolf butt – Not funny… but I am laughing because I feel terribly uncomfortable about this… *writes on grocery list… “24 heads of garlic”* I will be making a necklace before the next full moon.
***And my very favorite keysearch phrase of January 2009… get ready…. swallow your coffee… go potty…***
how to resist candy
I. Am. Stupified. How on all the earth of all the sensibilities might anyone EVER, ever, ever get HERE. HERE! I mean… I am the girl who just confessed I eat cake by the row…. By. The. Row!
I do feel a level of responsibility to help this person out. Here’s my opinion on how to resits candy: I have found the best way to resist candy is to NOT BE ALIVE. Also — candy is worth living for. So is cake. And all sorts of baked goods. And Tillamook cheese… And dark chocolate… But not mixed together. You now what is good mixed together? Coke and rum, but I digress…
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OK, seriously, who came up with the mother butt statue?! Man, maybe if I stood next to that thing, my butt WOULD look smaller. haha
So Dan Quayle came by your blog! That is great. Wonder how the potatoe soup was.
Make me incontinent?!
No, I mean, don’t ACTUALLY make me incontinent…I’m just surprised someone would want information on how to become incontinent! Of course, this is the Internet. Nothing should surprise me.
(Gah…I’m going to Chuck E. Cheese tonight! I’d rather be incontinent)
That statue almost makes me feel guilty for the vanilla ice cream Big Reg float I’m about to partake of…almost.
Um, that was supposed to be Big *Red*
Make me incontinent? Get knocked up. Worked for me.
Musing, What is this Big Red float you speak of? Enlighten me!
How do you find these search phrases that lead people to you? Truly disturbing…
OK…So I am sitting in my Human Resources course for my MBA program when I pull up this post and almost laugh out loud in the middle of the lecture. This is great stuff!!
jenny, you are something shiny.
someone once found our blog by googling ‘jerk off my dog.’ and i’m not even sure we were the first hit.
Okay…
Unca Dave and Auntie Robin went on a date last Tuesday…and There stood the EVIL CHUCKY CHEESE…RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! I shared with UNCA DAVE about the EVILNESS THAT LURKS INSIDE, so we went to THE OUTBACK instead…YUMMY…AFTER we saw Mall Cop…WHAT A HOOT!!! WE LOL….!!! Love your Make Me Laugh MONDAYS….I had me a good ol’ headache all day, so your poor Unca Dave with his surgerized foot made my breakfast and lunch….while I laid in my recliner…sometimes…husbands are good to have under foot!!!
and I bet that statue can even make my but look small!!!! ha! ha! ha!
Clearly the resist candy searcher missed that amazing saltine cracker chocolate heaven creation you made…oh man, now I’m hungry.
Why would anyone want to resist candy??
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