Make Me Laugh Monday – I loves me my Chuck Norris

Alrighty friends. Let’s get our laugh on! If you have a SPECIFIC FUNNY POST (read: please don’t just link to your main site URL, link specifically to your FUNNY post)… enter your name and URL into Mr. Linky below. I’d love to have a few reasons to giggle today and I know others would too! I appreciate ALL who come to play – be you a poster of funny or a commenter… it’s all about laughter and discovering great bloggers! No pressure to post your own, feel free to just laugh!

My contribution today is MORE quotes about the powerful force that is CHUCK NORRIS. Tho I am not a fan of his film-work, I do recognize the quality of Awesome he possesses. After all, I AM mostly made out of Awesome and it is natural that I have an eye for this quality in others. 

I have to thank my friend Lisa for giving me a Chuck Norris poster recently… with many quotes I had never read! I didn’t have to think twice… I knew I had to share them with You… It would be selfish if I hung that poster over my bed for only my eyes to enjoy… just selfish…

 Most of what glitters is not gold but Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris shattered the four minute mile before the mile ever existed.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris’ smile once brought a puppy back to life.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Chuck Norris can mix oil and vinegar. Permanently.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can hear silence.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can kick-start a car.

What say you? Have something funny to share? Add your link below… feel free to use the MMLM image in your post, link back to here and if there is a video or audio clip with “edgy” content, give a little heads-upin your post for those of us with little ones under foot – thanks… and Happy Monday!

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