Make Me Laugh Monday – I am an adolescent.

You may (ormaynot) already know that I am somewhat of a juvenile when it comes to my humor-style/appreciation. Simple things for simple minds? Perhaps. I prefer the term, “comedic genius”, but… you may use another term and why don’t you just keep that to yourself, m’kay pumpkin? So glad we are on the same page.

As a refresher, in case you are unfamiliar with what makes me laugh — words like “junk” and “business” and “salve” and “follicle” and… aaaanywho. You get the jist. So imagine you are in the car with me, and I drive past these advertisements:

Pretty much we are pullin’ over so I can take a minute to regain my composure… not pee my pants, and also take a picture for mah blog. And also, we will be late to your appointment… Sorry. 

Or how about this… I am reading Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones *snicker* to my childrenses one night, and imagine my moral dilemma when I read the following:

Then he popped a pickle in his puss. He slapped some glue all over his newfound bone and stuck it onto his model.

*blinking*

I can hardly write this without flopping on the floor in hysterical laugher… not unlike a 13 year old in sex-ed class. Excuse me. I need a moment…

You can order this wonderful children’s book on Amazon. 

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How many of you Twitter? If you do, you are familiar with the email alerting you to new followers. Imagine my reaction when saw this in my email subject line:

Infection is now following you on Twitter!

Quite honestly, I was sure if I should laugh or start scratching… I also recieved this alert:

Santa Clause is now following you on Twitter!

Kinda wasn’t sure whether to write him or lock my windows…

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Have something funny to share? Let’s try Mr. Linky one more week and see if he plays nice. Excited to see what ya’ll have found!

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