Make Me Laugh Monday

A special thanks to Jenny at Absolultely Bananas for graciously allowing me to utilize her clever alliterative title… In celebration, I played around with a little image to, uh celebrate this little weekly (or bi-monthly) or whatever event here at Jennyonthespot.

Hmmm… something funny…

I was camping and realized I forgot a pair of pants. Two friends made the trek to Kmart with me to aid in my search. Why Kmart, and not the passion of my heart, Target? I only had Kmart or WalCrap to choose from, and after WalCrap sold me an ice chest without a hole to drain melted ice, I decided on Kmart… hoping their sweat pants would have holes in all the right places. I digress…

Cindy and Emily, two wonderful and lovely friends, who have stuck closer than flies on stink… helped me wade through the “many” Kmart sweat pant offerings… We browsed through a stack of 5 dolla’ pants. Grey, blue, lime…. and red. All. With. Pockets.

Yeah. Good times.

I thought, well, if I have to get the awfulest pair of sweatpants EVER, I might as well get the red ones… right? With movements of stealth I slipped on the legs of the full-on pocketed pair of bright red sweat pants… over my sweatshorts. While Cindy laughed at my efforts in “stealthy” dressing (read: bounce, bounce, bounce, topple, bump, bounce…), Emily browsed the sale rack. Once I finally managed to get the bright red pants of Satan on… I sauntered up to Emily. I queried in my breathiest, sex-kitten voice, “Hey. *tosses hair* Do these big red sweat pants with pockets make my butt look big?”

Without skipping a beat Emily lovingly replied, “No, those bright red sweat pants do NOT make your butt look big! *rolls eyes* They make your butt look ENORMOUS!”

True that.

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