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a few (40) search keyphrases that have lead searchers to jennyonthespot… Since people are searching, I feel compelled to provide answers. I am so “Yoda” sometimes.

1. http //www.jennyonthespot.com/ – Hello there. You came to the right place.

2. jenny on the spot – That would be Me.

3. jenny – Still Me.

4. national city mortgage complaints – Complaints about this company should be spilling all over the internet. This mortgage group has got some serious-bad business skillz. Wear garlic around your neck and carry a stake if you ever have the misfortune of getting tangled with these people.

5. chocolate peanut butter donuts – A.K.A. Chovannah… A.K.A. “Da Shizzle” from a local bakery – but only on weekends!

6. how to be a happy good mom- see #5 & #7

7. oreos – see #6

8. i ll weave you lies more accurate than truth – I’m confused. Will you weave them, or will I? I feel like I need to let you know I don’t know how to weave, nor do I feel compelled to learn. Keep on searchin’…

9. irish jenny – I am. How cute is that?

10. sparkly converse – See that header up there? See those shoes… sparkly Converse. Lu-huv me some sparkly Converse.

11. www.jennyonthespot.com/ nose pierced wife dare – Oooh. How exciting I must seem!

12. hat head meaning – It means that when one wears a hat it is on one’s head it is likely one’s hair will take the “Shape of…” one’s hat. Thus giving one’s hair/head the appearance of a….. hat.

13. ever filed with the better business? – see #4

14. we get newborn ears pierced blog – We don’t.

15. sew how to – Not so much.

16. pirate ship cake – I hate to brag… so if you just click on this link here, I won’t be bragging, just linking to something I could brag about…

17. post run stomach ache – Yes, I get those too.

18. grown women with nose piercing – … may be inclines to name their nose piercing.

19. nosie – see #18

20. jen in braces – Not leg braces… nor arm braces… teeth braces.

21. skillz example – My very existence.

22. jenny 1.0 – The “old” Me… A.K.A. “Retro Jenny”.

23. trash can filled with paper and pens – if a tree fell in the forest and no one was there to hear it….

24. what does waxing philosophical mean? – If you apply hot wax atop the printed word “philosophical” and then carefully lay a strip of paper atop the hot wax – and then rip that strip-o-wax-&-paper right on off (opposite of the paper grain, of course)… You will have just “waxed philosophical”.

25. cute jenny braces – I know.

26. put on your red shoes call mama – Because you don’t want to be puttin’ on red shoes and not call your mama. Because… Because I said so!

27. ingram want fries with that book review – Sure! I like fries. Can I get some ranch dressing too?

28. twitter - Yes, I tweet!

29. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh – See #39

30. need seattle danskin 2008 registration – so do about 5,000 other women. That puppy filled up in 10 hours!

31. haikee haiku – Oh – let me translate, “Hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work we go.”

32. i am on spot – Welcome! I’ve been on spot for quite some time.

33. sweet hood piercings pics – I have no idea.

34. find me spot – What? Now I’m a pirate?

35. seattle danskin 2008 any way to get in – Do you have issues with identity theft? That’s your only hope. And for the record, I DO NOT recommend it. BTW, Danskin doesn’t allow folks to transfer their registration. They count on folks dropping out. They should. That thing is just WAY too crowded! BUT -it is stinkin’ awesome! Maybe next year, honey.

36. you re a good mom singer – Really? Aw, shucks!

37. we are going on a bear hunt – I’m a blog mom. This is one of the finest preschool literary masterpieces. Of course this will turn up.

38. broken wrist cast with bling – If you find anything good, lemme know. My daughter gets her cast tomorrow.

39. toddlers screeching/screaming – See #29

40. dum lunged – Yes, lunges are dumb.

Oh, and I completely forgot, go here for good mortgage experience.