- September 26, 2008
- 13 Comments
- Animals & Pets, Fa' Real?, Garden, General
Dear Deer who is gettin' all fat offa my flowers,
Stop it! You can have the weeds – all 3 acres of ‘em! I have only a select number of potted plants, and those flowers were not lovingly planted and sprinkled with Miracle Gro for you and your belly. I did all that for me and mine-sesses. The flowers are for beautification of my front porch, not for satiation of your appetite, nor for your gestational purposes.
When I walked out my front door this morning – it looked like horticultural massacre! Look what you did to my pretty flowers!!!
Little Deer… I’m here to tell ya, DON’T MESS WITH MAH FLOWERS!!!
Don’t you get all “Bambi-eyed” on me! I’m not falling for it. No more flowers for breakfast!
Do you hear me???
I said… !!! Do. You. HEAR. ME???!!!
Careful my four-legged friends, for if you do not heed my caution – next time I make ground turkey chili (while wearing my Confidence Apron, of course!) – I will make it with VENISON instead.
You have been warned.
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13 Responses to “Dear Deer who is gettin' all fat offa my flowers,”
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I’m not a deer but those pictures sure do scare the living daylights out of me. I promise I won’t mess with your flowers – just don’t hurt me.
Venison is pretty good…
So let me get this straight. They are not only potted plants eating deer, but also PICKY potted plants eating deer?!!? Who only eat ORANGE potted flowers?!?!?
Oh my deer!!!
Sidenote: This post totally took me back to my third grade play called “Oh my Deer” in which a small town was over run by deer. ha ha ha Ok. All done with memory lane for today.
I found your blog, and I’m so, so happy I did! You make me laugh all the time. I thought it was about time I left a comment…
My flowers look like that, but that’s because I never had a green thumb! =) You need to put a salt lick or a corn feeder out and give them something else to chew on for a change!!
PS I’m adding you to my fav blog list so I can keep up!!
Ha, you look so pissed! That made me laugh so hard!
Oooow, scary jenny! Excellent. Nice eyebrows too
I’m pretty sure this post will keep the deer away from your flowers…and then you’ll have to be studied like one of those Heroes to see what magical powers you have to transfer posting to real life.
If anyone can do it you can!
The orange ones must be particularly yummy. Purple? Notsomuch.
I’m not a deer, but you’ve struck fear in my heart. I promise I will NOT EVER eat your flowers. Ever. Promise.
At least you can grow flowers for deer to eat! My flowers rarely make it into the blooming stage before I some how manage to kill them. Maybe if I had deer around here they would eat all my dead plants so I wouldn’t have to dig them up!
That’s the same look she gave me that one time when I was all duh, and she was all nuh-uh, no you di’nt! And I was like huh? And she was totally like AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! And I was all, AAAAAHHHHHH, crash, snap, kerpow! Totally.
That first pic of you threatening the deer is obviously years of practicing what I call “The Mom Look”. You got that down! Wow!
I had the same problem but with Bunnies!! OMG I wanted to shoot them all. They ate every freakin flower I had. But I must say that look – Your look if I was the Deer I would head for the hills….before I ended up on the dinner plate
OMG too funny, I just emailed this to my mom, the deer keep eating all her veggie plants and flowers too. she tried putting spikes in the garden to hurt their feet, which she does in her plants for the squirrels (works relatively well forthem) but the deer just laughed at her and got on with it. I’m afraid she has had to resort to a fence… good luck with that!