All About "Jennifer Ingram"

Oooh – you can’t keep your eyes offa this. Shame on you.

In case it isn’t obvious, I am all about me. Me this. Me that. Me here. Me there. Me, me, me, me, me! This blog… M.E. Me.

It make perfect sense that every night before I go to sleep I research Me on the internet, just to make sure there is enough Me to go around. There isn’t. I must be a hot commodity, ‘cuz I am hard to find. But one night I did find some fascinating information about Me – some new, some old. Want Me to tell you? Well, since you asked…

Jennifer means “white wave”. Outstanding. Don’t you just feel like you have known me for years now?

Ingram means: angel, reign, purity – pure as an angel. If you’ve never met the family I married into – you are hyperventilating from disbelief. C’mon Aunt Robin – you know it’s funny… Aunt Debbie??? This is good stuff. Mo-in-Law… we both married into it.

Apparently “Jennifer Ingram” is averagely envoweled. I’m not sure how to take that.

On “Backwards Day” just call me RefinneJ Margni… on “Pig Latin Day” call me Ennifrjay Ingramway… and on “Zulf Day” call me Jezuniffer Ingrzulfam… Lisa – is that right?

And now I know my ASCII binary. FINALLY. My ASCII binary…. not knowing my name’s binary code has been keeping me awake night after night after night after night. Everyone should know their binary code, just like one’s phone number or home address. Everyone. Should. Just. Know. It. I cannnot stress enough how very important this code is:

01001010 01100101 01101110 01101110 01101001

01100110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01001001

01101110 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101

Now. My personal power animal is the Bull Shark. I knew it. Ever since I was a small child I had a special connection with the Bull Shark. Me = Bull Shark. Yep. Sounds right.

My special number is “8″ – which supposedly means I am materialistic (so?), have an aptitude for business……. …….. …… (wait, I’m laughing)…… ………….. managerial, and financial matters…….still…..heh……..laughing……….. *gasping for air* And all these things come through my uncommon discipline and persistence. Honey – are you still conscious?

Wait! There’s more! I also go by Jenny! The fun never ends! Apparently “Jenny Ingram” is poorly envoweled (again, not so sure how this makes me feel). When I am “Jenny” my power animal is the Kalahari Meerkat.

My special number is “4″ and as “Jenny” I am practical, serious (seriously) and tenacious. Step off. I am WELL organised and have a strong work ethic. That. Is. Amazing! I have always supported work – I believe working is very ethical for other people.

And there’s more! I’m married! That means I have a maiden name… You don’t want to know. But this Jennifer “P.” is also averagely envoweled. Her power animal is a field mouse. Who wouldn’t want THAT as their POWER animal? *squeak*

Maiden-name Jennifer’s special number is “1″ – now THAT”S what I’m talkin’ about – I’m NUMBER 1! Get this – my #1ness means I am ambitious (for chocolate), independent (No, kids, I will crack the eggs!), and self-sufficient. Generally, I am happy (yup), loving (you know it), dynamic (Uh. Huh.), and charistmatic (2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate!). BUT I can also be – whatever – egotistical, selfish, and melodramatic. Sheesh. What numerologist woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

Egotistical. I’d totally agree if this blog wasn’t all about me, but… wait… it’s not about ME… it’s about my peeps, my public, my fans!!!

Selfish. Pshhh.

Melodramatic. Hmph. That cuts deep… real deep… I think I need chocolate and a hug and, and, and…. oh it’s just too painful… I need and ice pack to ease the throbbing of my breaking heart… my soul has been ripped from my very being…. If I am annnnnnnything I am NOT melodramatic. N.O.T. Take it back, take it back…

****gasping, weeping, wailing*****