Olivia (5 years-old) was given a homework assignment: Draw a picture of your family, with details and at least 5 colors.
That sounds straightforward… She has a mom, a dad, a sister, a brother an a self. All digits and limbs are accounted for – in real life… Let’s look at the questions at the bottom of the page, along with her answers:
- How many total number of legs do you see? 10 (good…very good…)
- Arms? 8 (uh…)
- Eyes? 9 (…. speechless)
- Noses? 3 (maybe she’s using “absence” as a visual representation of a stuffy nose?)
- How many people did you draw? 5
Now, I’m no mathematician, but me thinks the numbers are a wee-bit off. She didn’t give herself a nose, nor me; but I got some wicked-gorgeous pink eyelashes… Actually, it is her father I am most concerned about. Poor fella. He’s the one who really throws the numbers off. He’s the one who looks like a one-eyed, six-week-old fetus, with 2 legs…
Hahaha, at least daddy is the one who looks like the freak!
Btw, I absolutely love your new header :)