- August 12, 2009
- 11 Comments
- Fashion, iPhone, The Butt Series
The Butt Series – Does this Purse Make My Butt Look Big?
NOPE.
And that is why I love her. For when she is on my shoulder, you can’t even see my butt. Look:
Let’s do a little comparative… “The Mother Ship” vs. “The Cute, Yet Very Sad Green Purse”:
*All these photos were taken on my iPhone… held by my shaky hands*
Now. I love me my green purse. My only “name brand” purse. I worked hard to make her mine, plus she is quite ample when it comes to space.
Butt when one considers the juxtaposition of the butt, the purse and the fashion… “The Mother Ship” has “WINNAH” written all over her… I hesitate to post the following picture, butt I owe it to my public. I feel a social responsibility to educate. And in the name of education I post a picture of my very own unhid hiney (you better believe I sucked it all in… I almost died for all the sucking in *pantpant*… and after 2 3,207 shots, the shadows and lighting and shading and angles and alignment of the earth came together in such a way I decided this was the best one to work with and edited the life out of it)…
And there you have it. A lesson in which I contribute to the fashion community and bare as much as I am willing to bare. And the lesson is… Big purses are a bit of an instant diet for the butt.
It’s all about magic. Smoke and mirrors. Don’t they say in the Magicianitarian community that “The hand is quicker than the eye”? Well, in the Fashionista world, We *coughcough*say, “The purse is biggah than the butt.” Ha! Success!!!
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11 Responses to “The Butt Series – Does this Purse Make My Butt Look Big?”
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I ALWAYS carry a big purse! LOL
I like the green purse. No likey big purses or big sunnyglasses.
Go, green purse!
Girlfriend, I’ve seen your butt in all its white-pants’d glory completely unencumbered by a purse of any kind.
YOU ROCK THE BUTT!
So shake it!
Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt!
(–Sir Mixalot)
I love your butt series. Mostly because they are totally ludicrous. Big butt…whatever.
I think the whole big-purse-to-hide-butt thing only works if said butt is smaller than purse. So…no big purse for me. It would just make my butt look even bigger (if that is possible).
That’s a beautiful “purse” …
… you Americans do use some funny language, you know.
We’d call that a “handbag” … a purse is a tiny thing ladies use for keeping money in!
Girlfriend, you have the bottom of a runner – strong and beautiful. No purse hiding necessary.
If they only made pants in that shape, no one would ever know what’s really hiding under them. Sigh…
That is too DAMN cute !! I love it and you looks amazing the YOU make the purse look good!!!
Purty, purty, purty and no, I didn’t notice anything but the purse.
I have one to that kides my muffin top perfectly esp. when warding off photographs. 
I never thought of using my purse (or handbag, as the case may be) as a camouflauging accessory. Brilliant. Totally what I need right now.
The black and white purse is gorgeous and your tooshie doesn’t need to be hidden at all.
Oh, puleeze. If mah butt looked like that, I’d be rocking white trousers (sorry, if I say “pants” over here they hit me with a cattle prod, pants = underpants) ant to he’ll with big purses.
Except, I carry too much for little purses.
And a fashion tip from across the pond – for those of us with big HIPS, beware wearing the big purse cross body, lest you give yourself a third hip. I had to edit the hell (I.e, crop all pictures over the waist) out of my last trip into London. Thank golly goodness the Tower of London and the Eye are taller than me! (not so much for poor Pea, but you can see her hat)