The Newsman Freaked Me Out Today

You know how they are. It went something like,

Olympic Fever has finally hit the Northwest! !!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was working on taxes, so… I was already not in my right mind.

Immediately I thought,

Quick! Into the bomb shelter!

Woo-hoo! I’ll make Olympic Fever Masks!

Oh great. Another immunization.

And then it hit me.

THE OLYMPICS! Athletes, a torch, and whathaveyou. And also some Stonehenge inspired graphic… cuz a big, heavy looking rock guy makes sense… I’m sure there’s a story, but Mama has had enough of Google for one night. And Corona.

*Ring Ring*

Jenny, it’s the clue phone… and it’s for you.

Oh yeah, thanks. The Olympics. Right. Apollo Ono. Yeah. THAT fever.

I think the newscaster-person-dude was just tryin’ to start a riot, or pillaging. Alarmist. I bet he majored in Drama. So I clicked over to Day of Our Lives to get a break from the drama. I’m kidding.

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