Oh My Gosh

Nope.

Still nothin’.

I thought maybe getting a title in might start the fire.

Not so much.

Actually there is quite a bit to be written on this my tablet that sits on the interweb… but

(BUT with one “T”, by the way).

Not everything should be shared. I mean, I WANT to, but

(with one “T”, BTW…). Why y’all keep starin’ at mah but? Sheesh.

I guess I could tell you about the time (the other night) that I went to a Facebook game developers meetup. Of the 330 (give or take) in attendance I was one woman of about a dozen. I wore my hair like Princess Leia. I’m kidding. I wore my favorite new hat. Wanna see?

Yeah, well. In a minute.

So, I decided to actually MEET people at the meetup. I met a lovely woman named Ingrid. And then I met *insert male name here*. We all began to share our purpose for being there – me being the least gamey (not like in a venison sort-of way, but I digress…)… I said “I’m a blogger”… and… wait for it…

My *insert name here* acquaintance said, “You should be Jenny on the G Spot, then people will remember that!”

*blinking*

I am soooooo not kidding.

And I think he said that about 14 more times all mixed with how since I’m a blogger I was gonna go all gossip bloggin’ about everybody.

Cuz, ya know. I am a huge gossip blogger. And also I like to start stirrin’ up trouble with the other mothers in the hood.

*eye twitches*

And now my search inquiries are going to be loaded with “g-spot”, and I am not a gossip blogger thankyouverymuch.

Unless… you tell me I should RENAME MY BLOG and say “g-spot” to me repeatedly. That’s not… I just think… *sigh*

Then I think, “What if he reads this? It may hurt his feelings.” Then I remember, “He won’t read this. He won’t remember how to find Jenny on the Spot! He will be looking for Jenny on the G-Spot!”

Nice. Classy. Good times. *rocks in a corner, sucking thumb*

I should have said something. But I’m passive-aggressive that way.

And now, perhaps I can now call myself a gossip-blogger. Or not. Whatever. My name is Jenny and I have really cute new hat.

Wanna see it? I took a pic of myself. In my hat. Then I added some snowflakes on Picnik and now I wish I was a recording artist, on account of the fact I think this is “album cover” AWESOME! But remember it’s the hat, the snowflakes, and the half-aliveness of me laying on a ferry bench late at night in an after-2.5-beers coma that brings it all together so nicely. Aaaand I Helga’d that baby with my Camera Bag. iPhone peeps, you know what I just said.

I think I will name my premiere album, You’re So Vain, Yo… You Prolly Think This Blog Post Album is About You, White Christmas. You guessed it. A rap album.

I can beat box too. I’m like the sky. Limitless… partly cloudy… chance of showers… Wow. I AM like the sky.

And I digress…

O.K. Speaking of rap… that’s a wrap.

Word to yo muthah…

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