- June 10, 2008
- 11 Comments
- Fa' Real?, General, Humiliation, Not So Much
Nosie's New Look
Well. Nosie and I had a little “falling out” this morning. Literally. Either I blew my nose too hard, or I slapped Nosie silly while I blew my nose too hard… In any case, my nose stud Totally. Came. Out.
I didn’t even feel it, until I didn’t feel “it” – my nose stud.
I found Miss Stud and tried with all my might to put her back. Not so much. I called The Blozulfog. She was all, “OK, stick it in as far as you can and put your thumb up your nose to feel it come through.” In my mind, I was all – how on earth do I get my thumb up my nose like that???!!!
Blood.
Drats.
3 hours later, I entered a local piercing establishment. I walked in and announced, “I need professional help! I got my nose pierced not here about 4 weeks ago and I either blew the stud out or slapped it out and can’t get it back in!”
The nice man with 2-3 inch grommets in each ear lobe said, “Follow me.”
*thwap* *snap*
He went into action, slapping on rubber gloves like a regular doctor. He went straight to work as I laid back and gripped the sides of the lounging chair of probable torture piercing table. I have never had someone else’s fingers so far up my nose before.
Long story shortened… I did not need to re-pierce Nosie. But, I bought a smaller stud. Want to see? Wait a sec, lemme slap on a little lipstick… OK…
I really like the look of the smaller stud. The only drawback is it looks pink instead of diamond-y for the blood that keeps seeping out. By tomorrow I think we’ll be back on track, and Nosie will be back to her old, blingy, lovely self…
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My friend has a stud that “screws” in. She likes it because t cant pop that easily. Good idea maybe?!?!
Oh, and… OUCH!!!!
You know.. I would have put my fingers up your nose to help. Can’t wait to see the new nosie bling. Hilarious picture. I need blog lessons from you sista!
Liking the lipstick. MWAH!
Bless your heart! Or maybe I should say bless Nosie’s heart! That sounds painful. Earie is still quite tender, but no blood, and I can’t exactly blow the stud out of my ear (unless I got really really mad and steam came out…….hmmmm…….that might happen……). Glad everything turned out – or went back in – OK! I like the new little diamond!
Ouch I think….I can’t see it, I can’t see it.
Love the new nosie, but…DANG the putting back in by Big Grommet Man sounded throw-up-y! I think I taste stomach acid….
umm…ouch… and how can you not feel something like that come out? poor, poor, nosie!
Owie! So sorry to hear about Nosie
Glad you got it in, and LOVE the new stud 
And I bet grommet guy was about 20, huh? It always makes me nervous when someone younger than I am is in charge of such an important task. Like the kids in charge of the rides at an amusement park . . . um, yikes!
Hey, I was wondering – what program you use to help doll up your photos?
Ye-ouch!
That is exactly why I am not a good candidate for a “nosie” of my own! Yours is cute though, especially with that lipstick!
You must be a really aggressive nose blower.
I wonder how many times grommet guy has to stick his fingers up someone else’s nose a day? Not exactly my dream job. Glad to hear “nosie” is all better. 