- January 14, 2010
- 11 Comments
- Dance, Fa' Real?, Family & Friends
I Think I Just Got the Greatest Compliment of My Life
I think… if one considers being considered “pornworthy” complimentary.
And apparently I do.
Oh dear.
Where to start, where to start…
*scratching head*
I helped my friend Lisa lead a little pep rally at a local private school for their upcoming Knowledge Bole Bowl. Go Smart People!!!
See me? I’m the one on the right – a 30+++++++ year old wearing the cheer skirt I bought for 5 dollah at the local Value Village a couple years back.
I bought it because a grown woman girl never knows when she’s gonna need a cheer skirt, right?
The pep rally — Case. In. Point.
This is the same reason I own fishnet stockings and don’t need to go shopping if a 60′s or 80′s themed party comes up. I got the goods. I like being ready in a pinch, and it doesn’t take much convincing to get me to dress up – be it fancy or ridiculous… or shimmery. Especially shimmery.
So. Being the scattered woman that I am… I rushed the kids out the door on pep rally morning… and neglected to bring a change of clothes for my errand runnin’. But I did have my phone. Priorities, ya know?
Scene:
I was chatting it up with Michelle of Noggin Toppers about an upcoming play-date with our girls, and one of my friends (and an employee) at the market I frequent *ahem* approached me… giggling…
(A grocery market, not a meat market… just to be clear.)
She asked, “We need to know… Is there a porn movie out there you’ve starred in? If so, we want to know the name of it!” Pretty sure she said “STARRED”. I heard that. Were I ever in ANY movie, certainly I would be the STAR, no?
YES.
Porn much?
I think I can see it.
37 years old…
3 kids…
Gravity…
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Sorry. I just laughed so hard I nearly peed myself.
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*breathing in a paper bag*
O.K. O.K. O.K. O.K. O.K.
Nay. No. Never. Ever. Porn?
No.
I can’t imagine a higher compliment…
O.K., MAYBE if someone mistakes me for Farrah Fawcett, reincarnated as her 25 year old self… then MAYBE, this will fall to #2. But other than that, I will always be able to say, “Well, one time… someone said I could be a PORN STAR.”
And I will have this blog post to prove it.
I’m going to regret this in the morning, aren’t I. And that is what makes me different! I don’t think the pornies regret things in the morning. Well, “regret” and the fact I have been neither gainfully nor non-gainfully employed in the aforementioned industry. Really.
Oh people. I should know better than to include certain words in my blog. I guess this post will just make for a seriously funny (or disturbing) searched keyphrases post. So much.
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Ha! I had fun watching the video on Lisa’s facebook! Hilarious! I am so excited that I actually saw you driving through town today, but I really wish I would have seen you at the Market! Good luck on your ‘other’ career!
I totally have a costume closet. I am always adding to it and can toss together a costume in no time flat. LOVE.
Oh man. Ok, first, I watched that whole video. With sound. Idk why. Second, you will regret usage of the word “porn” because once I wrote about CRAFT PORN and YARN PORN (It’s a knitting thing) and lemme just say what fun the spambots of the world had with me. Ooh, and then I wrote a letter to Viagra which boosted me to international spambots, most of which included the word “penis”. I had to wash my eyes quite a bit.
And third, I knew I wasn’t wrong to say you looked like Cheryl Hines.
omg! i’m laughing so hard, i almost spit my hot chocolate onto my computer screen…
That was you and Lisa in the video? I totally thought it was Cheri Oteri and Will Ferrell. And it may seem like I am dissing Lisa by calling her a man, but if she only knew how deep the river of my love for Mr. Ferrell runs she would know it is the highest compliment. Well…maybe not as high as calling someone a porn star, but ya know! GO SPARTANS!!!!!
You. Are. Awesome.
That’s all I have to say about that.
I am with you on having a full arsenal of random clothing. I have 3 boxes full of such clothing–carefully collected over years of dedication and determination. In order to talk my wife into NOT throwing them out, I label the boxes “Halloween.” Little does she know, I certainly don’t need an excuse like Halloween to rock the bell bottoms.
That was good Lisa and Jenny, but Jenny those leg kicks were something else. I think this 50 year old can kick higher than that. I think you might need some Karate classes. Lol
I’m pretty sure if those kids ever dreamed of being in their v e r y EARLY 30′s they imagined being JUST LIKE the two of you. You girls gawt it!!!
Gosh.. it is so hilarious. The kids loved it, and our Knowledge Bowl won the 2010 Summit Award. Go Smart People.
And… there was that one movie, Jenny…..
You are hilarious. You girls rocked. Loved Lisa’s high kicks over your head. (You go, girl.)
and there was this one time…in band camp….