Oreos, Cotton Candy, & the Devil
Mother. Of. Pearl.
You know what I get for going into the vast retail establishment of All of Satan? Temptation.
Are. You. Blinking? Can you believe that? Do you have any idea how evil this is? Do you??? Do you understand this makes my knees buckle? Think “first kiss”. It’s true. Powerful. *swoon* I love Oreos so much I even did I photo shoot with them one time:
Yes, that is a crown on that gorgeous stack of Oreos. I call them my “Gloreos”.
Do not doubt my love and respect for The Oreo.
I took a picture of the Oreo display to tweet:
I swear. The devil is totally screwin’ with me… #HALP
And then… THEN… You are not gonna believe what I saw when I turned around. A. Friggin’. Wall. Of. Cotton. Candy. I tweeted:
Not kidding about that devil. After I took that pic of the WALL OF OREOS, I realized I was leaning against…
And as if the Devil himself was chasing me with a flaming red pitchfork, I ran. For my hips life. I could literally feel my blood turning to sugar.
Are you ready? I made it to the end of the aisle. Are you ready??? Guess what display was at THE END OF THE AISLE OF SATAN …
If you were reading my Twitter stream at approximately 8:30 p.m. You might have read:
And I walked away with one… just ONE package of these… #willbegoingbacktomorrow #curseyoudevil
I. KNOW. !!!
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OH. MAN. No Oreos to be had over here… but don’t envy me too soon – I’d rather be tempted!!
Uh huh… I’m with ya, 100%. I am not even going to admit how many packages of strawberry ones we’ve, well, mostly me, have gone through this summer. And yes, I do realize it’s only June 16.
OMG. Is that seriously an Oreo photoshoot? You are my hero. Good on you for buying only one package. But dare we ask …. how many are left?
hehehe. You and your Oreos.
Wall of Oreos and wall of cotton candy? You must have been at Walmart.
You know what I love about that cotton candy? It comes in a resealable container…so you can keep your Oreos fresh inside after you enjoy the sugary strands of awesome!
You are a stronger woman than I. I would not be able to say no.
PS – The cotton candy in the tub? Not the best thing ever. Sadly. In Michigan we have Meijer and they used to have Purple Cow (their in-store sweet shop) bagged cotton candy, and it was heaven in cellophane. I want some right now, actually.
Wow, an Oreo photo shoot… a lady after my own heart. I too, am an Oreo-holic… however, I found the Reduced Fat Oreos! I actually like them better! Crunchier and not as sugary sweet! You should give it a try! Not that you need to, but you know!
I’m going to the freaking store. Right freaking now.
Being Gluten Free SUCKS.
I. WANT. THOSE. OREOS. NOW!
Eat some for me:)
And here I was wondering what to take on my next long bike ride. Clearly, both the oreos and the cotton candy. Thanks Jenny!
Brownie Batter Blizzard. The devil knows all our weaknesses. I swear. Could have only been worse for me if it had been ‘delivered.’
Oh, boy. I can pass up the Strawberry ones but the Double Stuffs??? SATANIC!
Mmmm…Oreos. I found the summer Oreos yesterday at Target. They are delicious. The double Stuffed still rock, but the summer ones, they work too. Have to fight the kids for them, but got my own stash. Haven’t tried the strawberry ones yet. Might have to make a run to the store later.
I am so glad I don’t have a sweet tooth! The temptation out there would kill me!
Hey, now I want an oreo!!! I hate such temptation…
I can usually find enough resolve to pass by the regular Oreos. Even though I love ‘em. But the Strawberry Milkshake Oreos, I cannot pass up. E-vah. And is it me, or do they put fewer in the package than the regular Oreos? That, my friend, is downright evil.
A wall of cotton candy? Cotton Candy retailed? I must look for some in my next of the woods.
Your butt is so small you could eat 2 whole boxes if you wanted. Anyways, you should pobably get your crap out of my locker. I need room for my numchucks.