What do I DO all day?

I know you probably find yourself wondering, “What does Jenny DO all day?” I am pretty sure you have nothing better to do than to wonder what I am up to. Because I am in the business *snicker* of serving My Public, I will share with you a few snapshots of my day(s)… literally. These were all taken on my phone as I was out and about… here and there… Oh the excitement.

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Though I am biologically a 36 year old female (a spectacular one at that), I am intellectually a 16 year-old boy… I can’t help but snicker every time I see this:

“Get rid of your ‘junk’”…. heh… heh, heh, heh… Of course, I’ve told you about my adolescent humor before…

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My brother-in-law found a stuffing recipe he wanted to make for Thanksgiving. The recipe called for boiled, peeled chestnuts. It was a Martha Stewart recipe. I used Twitter to document the peeling of the cursed boiled chestnuts:

• 8:28 p.m. Thanksgiving Eve: Attention fellow domestic godesses: Marta Stewart has a flippin’ STAFF to peel her pounds & pounds of precious chestnuts! *fingers cramping* 
• 8:40 p.m.: I mean, MartHa Stewart. This is absolutely ridiculous.
• 8:51 p.m.: And now my thumbs are not only nail-less, but also paralyzed.

I sacrificed the sacred use of my opposable thumbs for this measly pile of chestnut shells:

BTW, the stuffing was very yummy… except for the chestnuts. 

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I got stuck in the car wash the day before Thanksgiving. I got a little worried, so I turned to Twitter and my iPhone camera to send out an SOS:

• I may be trapped in the car wash. I have enough supplies to last me until dinner.

• May have to ration my water, tho…

A big “thank you” to my friend Wendy for the pumpkin muffins… I could have DIED!

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Oh the excitement. It’s almost paralyzing, isn’t it…

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