Narcissism On The Spot

Somebody stop me.

Somebody stop me.

Stop.

Me.

Somebody.

*crickets chriping*

Either nobody hears me (because nobody likes me everybody hates me I guess I’ll eat some worms), OR there is silence from the online masses because they are sitting on their hands… waiting to witness… and are afraid to peep and miss the profundity of  — the following self-portrait video *SMACK* I’munna put down right heeeya.

I choose the latter.

For obvious narcissistic reasons.

I pulled most of the pics I took OF MYSELF in 2009 and made a video, because you care. *eyes go wonky*

Each photo in the video below was taken of me, about me or around me — BY me. Herein lies the most narcissistic of my endeavors and I won’t apologize. I’m sorry. Wait. What did I just apologize for?

I digress.

I was inspired by this video by Julia Roy. And I, in no way am comparing my own existence… my self-portraiture escapade – ifyouwill – to any adorable level of existence of the Digital Girl herself

I am just a copy cat… *meow*

*licks paws cream off an Oreo*

And before I show you my goods *heh*… I want to give you a resource. A resource you might need in dealing with other people. Not me tho. It’s a video on How to Handle A Narcissist. It has helped me deal with my own children, limelight stealers that they are. *huffs*

Without further ado… Me. In 2009 — May to December, like a romance, really. The pics are not in chronological order… I put them in “creative” order.

Oh. Oh – one little warning… If you suffer from motion sickness – maybe take a Dramamine or watch this sitting next to an open window. I wanted to make still pictures dance… move… LIVE… That’s all… *eyes still tracking wildly*…

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14 Responses to “Narcissism On The Spot”

  1. Lizulfisa says:

    Love it. Of course. *supastaaaahhhhhhhh*

  2. furiousBall says:

    boom goes the dynomite

  3. greensullivan says:

    Narcissism aside, I really think you should give yourself a little more credit. You are beautiful. You are smart. And gosh darn it-people like you!

  4. Kearsie says:

    *heaving from motion sickness*

    THAT WAS AN AWESOME RIDE!! EVEN BETTER THAN SPACE MOUNTAIN!! LET’S GO AGAIN!!

    *clicking play again*

  5. “Hey, Baby…” {omg. #songstuckinmyheadallday} I care. I CARE!! I LOVE it.

  6. Dumblond says:

    Woooow.
    You are the nicest narcissist I know.
    Now excuse me while I go and take some dramamine and lie down for awhile…

  7. Eric says:

    AWESOME! (YOU of course)! ;)

  8. Kearsie says:

    Also, how do you feel about Dog Farts? Please see my blog for a clue as to what I’m talking about. You.are.welcome.

  9. Scatteredmom says:

    Loved it! I had braces when I was a teen, they were painful. (ouch) And that reminds me, the dentist gave me a referral to the ortho for me teenager back in October, and I forgot about it.

    Oops.

    Now I need some Gravol (Canadian dramamine). Hee hee!

  10. Elly Lou says:

    Holy seizures, Batman.

    Word to you, LADAY.

  11. Mrs. Flinger says:

    Your speciality IS THIS VIDEO. I swear.

  12. Patrick says:

    You, my dear, are disturbed…. in a very good way yet…..

    Wonderfull

  13. Michelle says:

    I like that you included the other people too.
    That was wicked awesome, girl. Not only are you awful perdy, you can really make a video shine:)

  14. Julia Roy says:

    LOVE IT! :)

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