- December 20, 2008
- 13 Comments
- Delusions of Grandeur, Eats, General, Humiliation, Ridiculous, Vlogging
My Newest Vlog – Baking Cookies for a Cookie Exchange
I don’t know why I do this. I ac’ a fool and capture it on video. Then I post it on the whole world of wide internets.It’s on the long side (6 minutes and 44 seconds), and I hate monopolizing so much of your time.
Here, *hands you a virtual eggnog latte that she made, and sprinkled with a dash of nutmeg*. You know what, friends, when I make it into the Sundance Film Festival and receive all kinds of critical acclaim *she also has issues with reality and perception*, you can say,
Hey! I KNOW her! We’re BFF’s! She made me a cuppa coffee!
If you leave a comment, I’ll even have PROOF you were here during my short time as a struggling producer/director/editor/musical scor-er/actor… and I can print out all the comments, and then… I can call you up and we could all go to the film festival together… and all my commenters would be my ENTOURAGE… and I would give you cans of glitter to spray in my general direction when the papparazzi are going WILD over the hot new “name” in film… and you could carry my sparkling water… and I would need someone to carry a fan — because I like the way I look when wind blows my hair… I think that would make me look really pretty for the papparazzi pics… And you could run to Starbucks for me because I’ve noticed actors often carry a Starbucks cup… and I’ll get a puppy to carry in my purse… and we could go to all the parties and dance… Oooh, I am getting EXCITED – we are going to have so much fun when I get famous!!!
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Once again you’ve nailed the topic most on our mommy minds: How to be Martha and not die from the effort. Rock on girlfriend, rock on!
“You’re Unbelievable”. yeah.
That is exactly why the only cookies I bake from scratch, I bake with all the women in my family once a year. This year’s count: 174 dozen.
Props to the Dinger Ladies!!
Ok…so the question is: Did you win any prize?
LOL! You crack me up, Jenny! And yes, Martha does have a staff, for crying out loud!
Very funny Jenny! I think your black snowflakes are just lovely. I bet you won something at the party. At least an award for your sparkling good humor!
Holy crap. That was great. My favorite part..”she has a staff.” You kill me sister. Fame is on its way for you… destiny!
LOL! You make me laugh! I can’t wait to spray glitter on you.
So, how did the cookie exchange go? Did you win anything?
“The latest cookie trends…”
HA!!!!
Wow!! I am exhausted just watching your video–Did the snow keep you from the exchange? Next time forget Martha–she makes everything 10 times more difficult than it has to be–I think I’m gonna take a nap before I try my new fudge recipe today–wish me luck!!
This was a cinematic masterpierce! It also affirms my plan for tomorrow, which is to make straight up chocolate chip cookies and tell my kids to be happy they’re getting any!
That totally rocks!!! That was almost what mine was like. Except I would have loved to see a shot of your kitchen afterward! P.S. I didn’t win any prizes this year either… But we are AWESOME!
All I know is -
I WON! I WON! I (FINALLY) WON!!
Better luck next time girlfriend!
There’s nothing like a cookie exchange to bring out the fiesty in a woman! Nice work girlfriend!
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