- January 4, 2010
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- Dance, Health & Beauty, Make Me Laugh Monday
Make Me Laugh Monday – Bumpits
Herefollows the story of my transformation. Because I HAVE been transformed.
How could I have been so blind?
So…. FLAT? See that pic to the left?
Flat. Ish. *YAWN*
It was a humbling journey that placed me eye-to-eye with a Walmart employee. Me. Asking…
Uh. Ex, ex, excuse me…. Ma’am? Uh. Lemme. Oh golly. I can’t believe. Well, I have an event and… Oh my gosh. I’ll just say it — Do you guys sell Bumpits here?
Yes they do. And to save you the embarrasement of having to ask WHERE, go visit their “As Seen on T.V.” section. You will find them next to the Snuggies and Pedi Eggs.
Oh. Yes.
In my defense, I needed it for a party. It was a Madmen themed party – a surprise for mah friend Lisa (*HOLLAH Birthday Girl!!!)… I needed to bouf-my-fant. *smacks gum*
I went for a saucy “administrative assistant” look, strongly influenced by the buxom Mrs. Wiggins:
And in some strange metamorphosis… I fell in love… with le Bumpits.
Did you miss that? Here’s another pic. Sorry my hubsy’s head is half cut off. I know you mostly want to see me anyway. AAAAnd mah Bumpit hair:
Still doesn’t change the fact that “Bumpit” sounds like the pit of a butt-crack, but I digress.
In fact, I even wore a bumpit to the roller rink for my kids’ cast party the next day! If a girl can’t wear a Bumpit at the roller rink, then there might as well be no reason to breathe.
IMHO.
Now. You know you want one.
Oh. Just a word of warning — Dancing. My Bumpit held fast when I did The Twist. However. I was left a bit disappointed in my Bumpit’s steadfastness when held to the test of Young MC… Bust a Move. It listed… to the right. But then again, that whole “Bust a Move” thing busted the slit in my skirt to a point of no return.
But is a party a TRUE success without a listing Bumpit and a serious tear up the slit of a pencil skirt??? Nope. Truly one of the best parties evah.
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Wow. So it DOES work…….
you know i saw the picture of you on facebook with the caption, me with my bumpit and being a dumb guy i had no idea what that was, rather than ask (i.e. – “is it in your hair? or is it a boob pusher upper thingy?”) i just remained silent, because i knew, yea i knew this post would come
Oh, honey, I have been a Bumpit believer for a few weeks now! It’s good to have someone in the same camp with me. Solidarity fist bumpits, my friend!
Did you just find the banana clip of this century?
I own the Ped Egg. And am on a mission to own a Snuggie. I suppose Bumpits are next on the list. And then maybe some Smooth Aways. You know, for those problem areas.
Glad to see they work, I’ve been debating trying it (I have the flattest hair on earth!). Now I’m going to buy it! Thanks!
Just my luck, I go out and make the purchase, put one in my hair…and walla! BUMPIT FAIL!!
That is the weirdest name for come hair product EVER! Where DO they come up with this stuff?? In other words: You totally rocked it! Thanks for makin’ me smile today.
WOW! I had no idea what that was. You totally can wear that!
You looked great!
That’s hot.