I Am A Lucky Girl – Mom 2.0 and My Roomies

Today, I am in heaven. Most likely. At this writing, I am at home, and not in Houston/Heaven (see graphic to the left, Mom 2.0 BABY!!!). But I wanted to have something fresh for you on Friday, and I know me well enough to know that with a day of traveling on Thursday, the only way I’d get anything up (shutup) would be to schedule a post for Friday – today *cheesy grin*.

I am sure you are worried. You are probably thinking, “Is she safe? Is she having fun? Does she have enough blankets? Does she have a toothbrush? Are they providing her enough coffee? Is she happy? Did she bring enough glitter spray? Is there an open bar(s)?”

You are so sweet for asking. Thank you for your concern.

Regrettably, I cannot answer those questions. I am not “in” Friday… yet. So, in my best effort to comfort you in your time of worry… let me introduce you to my rommies at the Mom 2.0 Summit. I think if you know who I am keeping company with… sleeping with, fighting over shower privileges and power outlets with… and — word on the street is… jumping into pools with our pretty clothes on… then you will find comfort. I don’t want you to worry about me. I love you too much to let you worry.

Here follows the list of ladies who will have to deal with my glitter… and I thank them in advance for their gracious-tude. And I apologize if by Sunday morning, my suitcase explodes like it did at BlogHer in Chicago last summer:

In my defense. Ermmm… Heh. Uh, if I told you, I’d have to kill you. So. Suffice it to say the aforementioned explosion was AFTER the night of the CheeseburgHer party.

Ruh-roh… I just looked at the Mom 2.0 sched. Looks like CheeseburgHer is gonna be at Mom 2.0 also. Who posted this picture anyway? Never fear, roomies. I am a changed woman. Well, I change my clothes a lot. I am a bit ADHD, so…  Aaanywho, just… if you see “somebody” put a McDonald’s bag on my head… swiftly confiscate it. No matter how “cute” a bag hat is – at the time… *ahem*

Finally, I proudly introduce to you my Mom 2.0 Summit suite-mates! None of which I have ever met IRL. Yes, I am gonna be shackin’ up with hot chicks I met online. Kip is green with envy. Lafawda ain’t got nothin’ on THESE ladies!

• Jyl of Mom It Forward! Yes! THE Jyl!!! Without Jyl, I might be sleeping in a broken elevator at the Four Seasons…
• Rachael of Today’s Mama! Yes! THE Rachael!!! Without her, I may not have won a delightful sleighful of prizes!
• Holly of June Cleaver Nirvana! Yes! THE Holly!!! Oh Holly! Papa is soooo jealous! I am tho exthited!
• Laurie of Tip Junkie! Yes! THE Laurie!!! This woman is all that I am. Not. Oh the things I am going to learn! I need to be near the creative power of women like Laurie!
• And last but not least Amy of Mom Spark! Yes! THE Amy!!! My fellow Converse junkie. There are not words. Oh Amy. You just have this, this… what’s the word… SPARK!

Clearly, I am the undeserving freshman. *I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy!* Thanks to Jyl for being open to the thought of me crashing the party… to the entire group for trusting Jyl… I do solemnly vow:

I will not disappoint you… nor I will not embarrass you, only myself. I will work hard to keep my spot tidy, and will be a sharer of power outlets. I will bring enough glitter spray to share, and be a mentor of the mighty power of glitter spray. I will faithfully drink my coffee to ensure optimum “Awesome”, and will relish in the delight of our social-media speak. I will try not to lose my room key. I will be stealthy if I come in late, but may stub my toe. If I do… I promise to Tweet about it instead of scream and wake you up from your beauty sleep. Not that you need it – you all are beautiful. And smart!  I will love you forever, and not covet your cute outfits and shoes. I lie. I may covet your cute outfits and shoes, but I never said I was perfect… just Awesome. Til death do we part.

And a GREAT BIG THANKS to my sponsor to Mom 2.0 — Mindbloom… At Mindbloom, you can grow the life you want… You know you want to go to there!

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