You know how they are. It went something like, Olympic Fever has finally hit the Northwest! !!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! I was working on taxes, so… I was already not in my right mind. Immediately I thought, Quick! Into the bomb shelter! Woo-hoo! I’ll make Olympic Fever Masks! Oh great. Another immunization. And then it hit [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday
Make Me Laugh Monday: Is There Sugar in Syrup? Then YES!
Have you seen the movie Elf. Oh that Will Ferrell! He’s a riot. Well, there’s one line in the movie that feels a lot like my life. Listen: Is there sugar in syrup? sound bite Will Ferrell sound bites Really, I can use the spirit of that phrase for anything! Scenario 1: Hey Jenny, you [...]
Wasting Time
Pretty Sure I Can Do Just About Anything
But there are two things I really, really struggle with: MATH I am so bad at math that when I see the image below my mouth waters and I’m all, “Oooooh! Flaky crust! I LOVE pi(e)!” And also MINDREADING So, I guess if I were to bring this full circle, what this means for YOU [...]
I Digress
The Confessional OR Free Association with a Hint of Confession.
My friend Kearsie of Sounds Like Tomatoes has inspired me to copy her… *meow* In other news – this is hilarious. No? I HAD to share. Aaaanywho… Kearsie does this “Keyboard Confessions” thing. And I like it. It feels People Magazine-y. I only indulge in the likes of People and other celeb gossip mags at [...]
I Digress
Another Word… Sleeve
It’s been an emotional week. Eventually, I’ll have the words write about it, but exhaustion has me wondering how where to start. So, in an effort to not purge raw emotion all helter-skelter-y onto the interwebz, I will employ a strategy… the art of distraction. It’s different from denial. Because I said so. Of course, [...]
Delusions of Grandeur
Santa Baby and My Christmas List
I re-wrote the lyrics to the classic Santa Baby as performed by Eartha Kitt. And then, one evening, I finally found my “quiet place”… a busy Walmart parking lot in a remote part of Utah. Vernal. Vernal, Utah. And IN THAT PARKING LOT — I recorded me singing my new rendition of Santa Baby. Desperate [...]
Artsy Fartsy
Swine Flu Mask Reprise
About 7 months ago I showcased my custom-blinged swine flu masks in a video: I wish I had another video to share. Alas, I do not. I know this is disappointing and I promise I will not make a habit of such things *feels self-important*. I do have a couple of pictures of new masks… [...]
Community
Make Me Laugh Monday – Meh
I am in a FUNK. So here’s a video I made just this morning. It was going to be short, but I should just embrace the fact I am long winded in both the written and spoken word. Now – that review and $100 Visa gift card giveaway! I have a new video there too! [...]
Fa' Real?
Barbie and Polly Pocket Totally Copied Me
See? In the first pic — Barbie. The gal in the pic on the right? ME. I did the red first, girlfriend. Step back. And THEN… *psh*… As. If. *huff* Lil Polly Pocket thinks she can steal my sunshine.WEML. Eh. Like…. SRSLY??? Polly, did you just call me fat? Well, YOU have an usually large [...]
Bloggy Bloggy
A little bit of this, a little bit of that…
A little bit of this: An insider look… this Jenny on drugs blogging: Sure… it LOOKS like I’m thinking, but… prolly not so much. A little bit of that: My son… He’s 9 and I have no idea how I became the mother of a nine year boy. I have been in “baby/toddler/preschooler” mode since [...]
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