Friends. Family. Fellow graduates. Mostly family, this may be a little edgy for summa ya’ll. AND there is a curse word, more than once, and it was PAUL who started it!
This situation occurred last night, as best as I can remember:
Husband: Dude. “So-and-So” (a woman!) just gave me an award (or something) on Facebook.
Me: Dude. She hasn’t even made ME a friend! Why hasn’t she made MEeeee HER friend?
*Insight: This is someone from college and prior to our dating, Paul and I traveled in different circles. I never fit in that circle of people, which I am fine with. It is just weird because… who doesn’t absolutely dig me and want to be my friend? I mean, maybe I was a little hyper… a little spaztic… but c’mon. I was 18! I was also boy crazy. Anyway…
In my head: She can’t give him something if she’s not friends with me!
Husband: I said FACEbook. Not ASSbook.
Me: *GASP!!!! Hands covering mouth* What are you saying? Are you saying I have an ass-face?
Husband: No baby. I’m saying that with an ass like that who’s gonna look at your face?
*THWACK!!!* Right on mah tushie!
Ya know folks, after 13.5+ years of marriage, it feels good to know my husband still likes my butt… And, ya know… it’s fun when he gets a little “fresh”. Gah that makes me sound twice my age… “fresh”…
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