The Confessional – Names and the Dog Park
Pin it*Pssst… if you’d like to enter for a chance to win a LEGO® DUPLO® prize pack – leave a comment here! You only have until MOnday morning to enter!* I am HORRIBLE with names. H to the ORRIBLE. I am so bad… *how bad are you?* I am so bad with names I have [...]
The Confessional – Fritos, Gushers and MySpace
Pin itWhy Fritos? The truth (this IS The Confessional) I have a wee-bit of writer’s block and all I could come up with is confessing my poor eating choices from yesterday. Like you care. But it’s My blog, and this is alzz I got *shows salty finger tips* Here’s my dirt. Bookmark on Delicious Recommend [...]
Re: Buying Tampons in Bulk
Pin itWhat? You didn’t turn the page off your interwebz? I actually have a post of substance I should mold and nurture… instead I share with you a personal struggle… Buying tampons in bulk. I don’t care how many years one has been purchasing the wide array of feminine hygiene products, it is never comfortable [...]
Stop! Hammertime!
Pin it I saw this at a 4-way-stop yesterday evening. HAD to take a pic. HAD to share it. In other news, I’m drowning in life… and am struggling with finding time this week(s). To be totally honest, I am having a hard time finding my smile too. “Too busy for smiles?” you probe (heh, [...]
Can I Be Totally Honest?
Pin itThis weekend sucked. I was going to “fluff” up the “sucked” part and be all, “This weekend was Stinky Stinkerson.” But if I wrote that, the the “totally honest” part of my title would not have been “totally honest”. It was not a weekend of illness. Nor a weekend of tragedy. Nor a weekend [...]
The Confessional: Tired and Overwhelmed
Pin it It is what it is… *sigh* I’ll just keep the smile up on the outside, but ya’ll here know what’s happening on my inside. It’s nice to have a place to be real. ********** Have a happy and safe Fourth of July, friends! *pink puffy hearts and swirly whirly goodness all over yo [...]
The Confessional – In Which I Nearly Lose My S H Double Hockey Sticks
Pin itA little explanation may be in order, cuz… SHLL (S H double hockey sticks) is not a word. My hubs and I came up with an alternate way of cursing. You know when people want to use “hell” as an expletive, but not actually be all expletive-y… they may say, “H E doublehockeysticks!” Well, [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday – Frosting
Pin itBefore I begin, I should probably mention… I am going to can MMLM. *winces* I am getting “performance anxiety”. This doesn’t mean I am going to quit “funny”… no… I will never quite “funny”. I’ll quit “funny” when I quit breathing. I just have found I am not able to be the funny I [...]
The Confessional: Drool
Pin itI confess. I’m a drooler. Literally and figuratively. But I am most ashamed of the “literal” aspect of this. I “drool” (figurative) over pretty things and delicious chocolates. I appreciate a fine article of clothing, a lovely piece of jewelry, choice modes of transportation and all types of shiny things. Even a well polished [...]
The Confessional – Turn My Swag On (Bird Walk)
Pin itHonestly, this is probably my most difficult confession to-date. I hesitate because I worry you won’t love me anymore. I worry your high (shutup) opinion of me will tank and I will be left to waller alone in all my indentity mid-life “I wanna be a professional hip-hop dancer, but I’d be better at [...]
