So. Yesterday.
I am at the bike shop. Getting Mz. Thang/Butta/Fastlikedawind/Lollipop/Buffy all synced-up. We raised the handle bars and worked on my form. I still need lots of work. Apparently I am tense. Who knew? But that’s not the story.
The story is:
I was all chattin’ with a gal who was getting syced-up with her bike too.
Her nearly 60 year-old-self was all, “So what events are you doing.”
I was all, “Oh, an Olympic distance tri.”
She was all, “Oh, when I did an Olympic, I….yadda, yadda, yadda…”
And I was all, “You already did one? Awesome! What’s next?”
She was like, “I am thinking about a half.”
I was like, “A half-IRON?” I picked my jaw off the floor.
She, “Mmm-hmmm”
I think I bowed to her.
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Just because I left town for a couple of days, doesn’t mean I left The Butt Series behind (heh… “behind”… heh…). NoWhay. In fact, it is quite the opposite. You can see for yourself!
Does this visitor’s badge make my butt look big?
Continue reading ‘The Butt Series goes to NYC’
I have a funny little spectacle glass I hold up to my mind’s eye from time to time… It’s my “Does this _____ make my butt look big?” spectacle glass. When I started revealing this deranged perspective (The Butt Series), I vowed I’d never actually post a picture of my own butt. I kept that vow for like, 2 weeks. This post was my butt’s breakout post.
In keeping with my vow not to keep my vow - here are a few pictures from the half-marathon from last Sunday. I appreciate Katie’s butt’s willingness to play along…
- Does this fuel belt make my butt look big? **Notice the little flowers in tucked into the water bottle pocket on the right… Olivia gave me those after the race. Lucky mom :)
- Do our finish medals make our butts look big?
- Does this Gu packet make my butt look big?
Don’t answer. Especially not question #3. It’s the camera angle… Really! The camera was a very big camera. Anyone who knows anything about cameras knows that big cameras take big pictures. True story.
While I’m making a total butt of myself (heh…), here’s another photo from earlier in May…
Does the bow of this boat make my butt look big? Please ignore the lovely
bat wings…
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All this double-blending left me asking myself,
“Does this mini-carousel carnival horsie make my butt look big?”
Now who doesn’t like to laugh? Even evil villains like to get their laugh on… they just laugh at different stuff than the rest of us. Oh, and their laughs are all sinister-y… but still. Everyone enjoys a good laugh! Based on this theory… *which I have not scientifically tested - due the fact I don’t have the time nor interest, plus I pride myself in my innate ability to make hasty generalizations*… I decided to join in on the fun at Absolutely Bananas!
Aaaaaand <scene>
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When I saw this emergency exit on the ceiling of the bus
as I chaperoned my daughter’s trip to a local theater’s production of
“If You Give a Pig a Party“, I wondered…
“Were I in an emergency on this bus and needed to escape
and the only way out was that thar hatch…
Would it make my butt look big?“
Just wondering.
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Here is yet another post straight from the trenches of my mind, The Butt Series.
Though there are much more pressing and important matters at hand (Internet - it’s tax day in the USofA… My dear, dear friend left today for her new home much too far from me… Sick kids abound… My site is crashing down all around me and there is nary a fix in site), yet I choose to post about an abstract creation of my mind - The Butt Series.
I choose this because it makes me happy. I like butts. Ooh, that didn’t come out right. Aaanywhoo… I liken it to, let’s say…. a kitten. A kitten and a string… mindless silliness. It makes absolutely no sense… what’s so exciting about a string flopping about? But(t), you see it is not about the string, it is about the simple mind of the kitty. And thus, The Butt Series - it makes absolutely no sense… but this is Jenny here. I have a tendency to snort when I laugh and nowhere on this site will you ever find that I have claimed to possess one iota of sense. Go ahead, search “Jenny = 1 iota of sense”. You didn’t find any, did you? See.
So, Katie asks, does this Astro Van make my butt look big?
Does this propane tank make my butt look big?
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So, I was drivin’ around town one day, and I thought,
“Does my van make my butt look big?”
What do you think?
How about this one? Maybe I should down-size.
This is NOT my car. It belongs to a stranger.
(Click on the pictures to get a **ahem** larger image…)
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