The Exciting Journey That Is: Potty Training
Pin itMy daughter is 3. She is not potty trained. But she tells us immediately after she’s peed in her diaper. I PEED! Yup. You know you envy me. Yesterday, she was having a hard time going, #2. It was such hard work that she fell asleep while sitting at the kitchen table drinking apple [...]
A Local Band
Pin itMy man and I saw a band with some friends not too long ago… I wrote about it here. Word on the street was, Blozulfog-n-Me landed a spot in the photo montage on their MySpace page. Upon hearing this news, I lunged at My computer to check on My reputation. Nothing inappropriate happened, but Holy [...]
The Dumbest. Question. EVAH.
Pin it“Should. You. Say. “Nooooooo” to your Mama?!!” Come again? How’s a kid supposed to answer that one? Even a 2-year-old sees the problem with that line of questioning. Talk about setting up your kid for failure. Mom – 0; Kid – 0. The perfect example of a lose-lose situation. And yet another example of my stellar [...]
Spring Break! Spring Break! Spring Break!
Pin itPartay! Partay! Partay! Hang on… What’s that? What’d you say? Oh. Yeah. Spring break, spring schmake. I’m a mom… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. A Miz-utha in her mid 30′s… with 3 kids… and a minivan… with chocolate milk stains on the carpet… The “new car” smell has been overtaken by the “french fry” smell… The snot of [...]
Sometimes…
Pin itI wish I was “on-spot-witty”. A “Witty Witterson”, if you will. I mean, I AM witty… I HAVE wit – it just takes awhile. Ya know, like classic cars – they don’t disappoint. They just need time to warm up. That’s me. And that is why writing is a far better measure of the [...]
Discovery
Pin itI discovered Picnik last night. It is a free picture editing program. I. Am. In. Heaven. Yo. You’ll have to click on the image to see what I’m talkin’ about. Unfortunately, I am in the middle of a migration of sorts, so my plan to post bigger-than-thumbnail images is still a plan. So – [...]
Party On
Pin it Hey party people! If you grabbed your drink and danced under the disco ball 3 posts ago – welcome back! Have a few more strawberries, and plop yourself on the couch. I need to go get some more ice… If you have just gotten here for the party… go here and here. I [...]
Fail
Pin itThank you Average Jane for introducing me to one of my most favoritest sites ever… right now. Favoritest. This is one of my favorite pics. Why do I love The Fail Blog? Because I am twisted like that. Bookmark on Delicious Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe [...]
Ok, So It Is Not ALWAYS About ME
Pin itToday, my post is about my sister-in-law, Kerry. But rest assured (I know she is resting assured) that I will be able to bring this post back around to me. I will find a way. So, if I can just say, The. Girl. Rizocks. The. Cake. World. No, she is not hand-forming frosting roses [...]
Disorderly
Pin itI get a kick out of looking at the “search string” section of my blog stats. I often either feel appalled or tickled. I often find search strings related to the p to the orn industry… apparently “Jenny” is a popular name in that circle. I wouldn’t know from experience. It’s what I have [...]
