It all started innocently enough. A walk to the bathroom along a park sidewalk with my daughter. As we walked, I teased my friend Katie a few feet away, “Maybe when I get back, I’ll go get us an iced coffee…” We had been hard at work, providing an “adult” presence at drama camp. {Of [...]
Bloggy Bloggy
The Confessional: Dream a Little Dream
Or a big one. I think I’d really like to be a talk show host. Shocking, I know. Rewind to 1990/1991. I was a senior in high school. I had big plans – college. But I really didn’t know what I wanted to do. But many people thought I was a teacher-type of gal. In [...]
Fa' Real?
I Don’t Do Things With Guys For Money
Let me start from the beginning. Age 5. Competitive swimming. I blame that. I started competing with my local summer swim club (Go Dolphins!) when I was 5… until I was 17. The result? GUNS OR I may come from a long line of Irish arm wrestlers who drank from 100 pound steins. 2 birds… [...]
Ridiculous
More Painting, More Exhaustion, More Fumes, More Photos
The problem with being a story teller and not getting out of the house is… finding stories. So. Here I sit. Reminiscing about another day at home. A third day without a shower. A third day of painting and immersing myself into the world of Pandora. I did run to the store once. But I [...]
General
Good at Stirring and Removing Tags and Stuff
Either I need to expose my kids to more things, or I need to continue harboring them from certifiable Awesome. I think I am going try to keep them from society as much as possible because, right now… they think I am THE SHIZZLE! I love this about me them. For example, I was cutting [...]
Artsy Fartsy
Swine Flu Mask Reprise
About 7 months ago I showcased my custom-blinged swine flu masks in a video: I wish I had another video to share. Alas, I do not. I know this is disappointing and I promise I will not make a habit of such things *feels self-important*. I do have a couple of pictures of new masks… [...]
Friends
My Butt Hurts, You Don’t Even Know.
So. I have this friend. Darcy. A personal trainer. A personal trainer who happens to be my friend who has been cruel kind enough to show me how to properly and effectively work mah boday. She is into “functional training”, and I’m all, “Heh… she said “function”… Lemme tell ya, the first time she functionally [...]
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Jenny Ingram for ?????? ???
“Jenny??? Jenny On The Spot? What are you talking about?”… your query falls on understanding ears. I will tell you. A local credit union) was on a quest to find a mommy blogger… a spokesmom, if you will — a V???? Mom! They want to find a woman who will listen (I have ears!)… a [...]
Artsy Fartsy
Let’s call this, “A Year in Review”
This is loosely titled. I am writing with two glasses of wine pulsing through my veins, and am not feeling…. Whu… Did someone say cookies? No. Maybe I heard, “Warm blanket and sleepy-sleepy.” Huh? Aaaaaanywho. The following video is an exercise in utter self-obsessionismness. Shshjshaj. And such. It’s all about me. My face, my shoes, [...]
Artsy Fartsy
Swine Flu Masks
Are YOU wearing a mask to help lower your risk of contracting the newest ultra-bug… The Swine Flu? Are you? It’s hard isn’t it. Putting on a mask… Not only are they uncomfortable, but they aren’t very cute either. I have yet to see one eye a mask brings out the color of. It’s true. [...]
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